Important update:

[threnos_oide]

I decided to name the lewd pin-up girl tattoo Texas has on his chest. She is henceforth called Marie Anne Dieu-le-Veut, after the female pirate.

Comments

[witherthougoest]

Threnody, that's the longest name in the world. O_O You should have called her Grace O'Malley.

[paintedfeather]

I was hoping for Ching Shih myself, but the tattoo just doesn't look Chinese enough.

Also if it wasn't for the "copy/paste" option I would never be able to pretend I know how to spell that name.

[witherthougoest]

Can't you just fix it? I mean, it would save time.

[paintedfeather]

I would, but then I'd be tempted to just get rid of the whole thing. And Thren made me promise to not cut off any more tattoos.

All these damn rules, man. None of them make any sense.

[paintedfeather]

Because the family doesn't think we're insane enough yet. Obviously.

[threnos_oide]

I am allowed to name my boyfriend's tattoos ridiculous things. It says so in the building codebook.

[paintedfeather]

It does? Under what section - "Insanity and Body Art, chapters 1 - 3"?

[threnos_oide]

Yep.

It also says I get to hit you up first if I ever want anything retouched.