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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[appleberrybla2t]

[ Unfortunately for one KNIGHT, the disappearance of your ANGRY BEST FRIEND and the TRAIL OF CANDY-RED BLOOD into the corn as an OBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO HIDE - in addition to your PARTICULAR NUMBER THEME - makes it easy for you to put TWO AND TWO TWOGETHER.

I mean together. ]

[threshprince]

[You are sitting alone in the cornfield, carefully bandaging your wounds and constantly checking over your shoulders to make sure no one is sneaking up on you.]

[appleberrybla2t]

KK.

[threshprince]

...
FUCK.

[appleberrybla2t]

what the fuck have you done two your2elf.

[threshprince]

...
I GOT IN A FIGHT.
WITH DAVE.

[appleberrybla2t]

2o ba2iically one of the 2tupiide2t thiing2 avaiilable two do, you diid.
jegu2 fuck you are 2uch an iidiiot.

[ Unfortunately, you don't tend to carry convenient medical supplies with you, so there's not much you can do except sink down next to Karkat and inspect his injuries at this point. ]

[threshprince]

[You have bandaged your wounds fairly well. You just have a lot of them.]

SHUT UP.
THE FUCKING NOOKSTAIN WAS MOCKING US.
ABOUT JACK.
EVEN IF IT WAS JUST SOME STUPID HUMAN JOKE.
MAKING A JOKE ABOUT THEIR JACK.
AFTER THEY'VE EFFECTIVELY FUCKING KILLED US WITH HIM.
IT PISSES ME OFF.

[appleberrybla2t]

[ You can't help but snap back if he's going to be stupid right now. ]

KK ii know there wa2 a rea2on but iit doe2n't make iit any le22 of a 2tupiid thiing two do.
whiich 2hould be obviiou2 from the fact that you're bleediing all over the place.
he'2 an iin2ufferable priick, ye2.
but you can't let hiim get two you.
the human2 don't know how two not be 2tupiid.

[ There are so many cuts. You frantically raid your sylladex for anything to stop the bleeding. ]

[threshprince]

DON'T FREAK OUT.
I'M OKAY.
IF IT HAD JUST BEEN ONE OF HIM, I WOULD HAVE WON EASY.

[appleberrybla2t]

wiill you ju2t 2hut up?
iit'2 obviiou2 you're not ok, there ii2 blood everywhere.

ii'm takiing you back two the hiive.

[threshprince]

NO.
NOT YET.
AT LEAST LET ME GET BANDAGED UP FIRST.

[appleberrybla2t]

...
fiine.

but you have two let me help you otherwii2e thii2 wiill get nowhere fa2t ii can tell.

[threshprince]

FINE.

[You resume bandaging yourself.

... You have really lost a lot of blood.]

[appleberrybla2t]

[ You take some extra bandages and find an easily-accessible wound. It's still bleeding. ]

2hiit.

[ Come on, hold it together. You've seen worse than this. You've seen YOURSELF worse than this. But seeing Karkat's blood - the blood he's been so careful to keep secret - spread all over the place like fucking paint is more painful than you could have expected. ]

[threshprince]

[You're bleeding out all over the place. It doesn't look like it'll be fatal, just really painful. Sollux is helping you. Like usual.

It is the worst and most inappropriate time for it, but you start laughing.]