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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[gamebreaker]

[You take in the sight of your paradox brother taking in the sight of your new home with a private smile. So many shenanigans are likely to follow.

It does, indeed, sound like good times.]

You're late, Strider.
Or perhaps I'm the one whose arrival is belated?
You tell me.
Time is your area.

[gamebreaker]

Not a plan that's related to anything we encountered before, maybe.
I'm certainly beginning to suspect what is going on here is beyond that.
Perhaps whatever's behind Sburb isn't the only thing that likes to play games with paradox space.
Even if it's for shits and giggles.
That's not random.

[bethecoolkid]

so new game with tons more players
at least thatll make raiding easier
though if paradox space is okay with a place like this why the hell didnt we get save moogles man
doesnt seem fair at all

[gamebreaker]

That may prove to be one of the greatest questions of our time.
Or something like that, anyway.
I don't suppose you have any idea what our objective is, then.

[bethecoolkid]

pretty sure theres no objective here
sleeping doesnt do anything john hasnt had any weird visions so far
aside from getting the director to let us out theres really not a lot to do round here

[gamebreaker]

Hmm.
Well, I'll likely still investigate things a bit more.
Meanwhile, living with trolls will add a bit of excitement to our lives, at least.

[bethecoolkid]

exciting like being coached by johnny knoxville in how to be a jackass
im sure learning how to set your pubes on fire without severe genitalia scarring is exciting
that doesnt change the fact its hella stutid

[gamebreaker]

Come now.
Some of them at least are capable of providing interactions more pleasant than scorched skin in sensitive areas.

[bethecoolkid]

You shrug your shoulders. Truth to be told, conversations with the trolls around here seem to paint a friendlier picture of them than hanging with Karkat and Terezi ever did. Who knows, this co-existence thing might even work out.

'interactions' rose you officially have zero froufrou to mouth filter
if this community goes a week without shit blowing up count me in
til then ill just stay here in the corner where dudes who had sensible objections sit
when they want to tell people they told em so

[gamebreaker]

If you prefer.
I'll certainly keep you posted on whether shit remains unblown.

[bethecoolkid]

yeah cause i wont just throw a glance hivewards every now and then to check if shit is still intact
thats pretty much all i gotta do here were not subtle bout this housing project
big fat target is what it is

[gamebreaker]

Wait.
Is it internal conflicts you're worried about, or do you expect threats from the outside?
Ones which we will exacerbate by gathering in one building?
This camp is already a small target, relatively.
And I thought you said nothing happened here.

[bethecoolkid]

camps a chill place but anyone can fucking come here
that includes black kings and that tentacled asshole
its not like its common but it can happen anyfucking time out of the blue
also yeah
all of us with the trolls under one roof is probably gonna set world records on biggest gathering of tanglebuddies under one roof but hey
already said my piece on that

[gamebreaker]

I believe nearly all threats would find themselves well matched by our combined forces.
Jack Noir in his current state being the most notable exception, of course.
But if he shows up here we have substantially bigger problems than a change in housing arrangements will solve.

[bethecoolkid]

guy can pretty much rip this whole place up
only good news is we got others who can do the same but man
shooting a nuke with a nuke aint really the best solution here is it
?

[gamebreaker]

No, mutually assured destruction is hardly the ideal outcome.
But he hasn't shown up here yet, and I understand it's been months.
Time being substantially less of a constrained resource for all of us is an important asset.
We can use it to reformulate our plans.