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[threshprince]

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice

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[pchaaair]

uHH, iS THERE ANYTHING THAT, nEEDS TO BE DONE RIGHT NOW, iNSTEAD OF LATER,
lIKE, pUTTING STAIRS IN, oR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

[threshprince]

IF YOU WANT TO HELP.
GO TALK SOME MONSTERS INTO KILLING THEMSELVES OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.
WE HAVE A VERY LIMITED SUPPLY OF GRIST.

[pchaaair]

i DON'T REALLY WANT TO, mAKE THEM KILL THEMSELVES,
bUT i CAN TRY TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET GRIST, mAYBE, tHAT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE INAPPROPRIATE DEATHS OF MONSTERS,

[threshprince]

THEY'RE MONSTERS.
NO DEATH IS INAPPROPRIATE.

[hemoerotica]

Do We Have Any Say In The Arrangement Here
Or Has Our Leader Valiantly Taken This Task Upon Himself As Well

[threshprince]

NO, NO SAY AT ALL.
I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF COMING UP WITH THE ARRANGEMENT LEAST LIKELY TO RESULT IN THE HIVE DESCENDING INTO A FRENZY OF HORRIFIC MURDERS.
THOUGH ERIDAN IS CONVINCED I DID IT WRONG.
NOT THAT HE EVER MAKES ANY SENSE.
DUMBASS.

[hemoerotica]

If It Helps I Promise To Keep My Horrific Murders To An Absolute Minimum

[threshprince]

YEAH, YOU WEREN'T THE ONE I WAS WORRIED ABOUT.
ANYWAY, YOU'RE ON THE SECOND FLOOR WITH ME, TEREZI, AND NEPETA.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> I see you're taking the initiative and building the hive
D --> Do you need assistance in
D --> Breaking anything

[threshprince]

I MIGHT BE BREAKING ERIDAN IN A MINUTE.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT WE JUST NEED MORE GRIST.
THIS SHIT IS A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE THAN I REMEMBER IT BEING.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> So you just need a larger supply
D --> That doesn't seem too difficult

[threshprince]

YEAH.
FORTUNATELY WE'RE STILL ON TOP OF OUR ECHELADDERS.
SO OUR CACHE LIMIT IS AS HUGE AS EVER.
OH, YEAH.
I SHOULD TELL YOU THE RESPITEBLOCK ARRANGEMENTS WHILE YOU'RE HERE.

[gamebreaker]

Impressive.
That looks at least passingly structurally sound.
Thus far, anyway.

[threshprince]

OF COURSE IT IS.
EVERY TROLL KNOWS HOW TO BUILD A GOOD HIVE.
IF WE DIDN'T, WE WOULDN'T HAVE A HIVE.
A TROLL WHO CAN'T BUILD A GOOD ONE IS A HIVELESS TROLL, AND THOSE GET CULLED.
ANYWAY.
YOU ANNOYING HUMANS ARE UP ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

[gamebreaker]

You built a floor for us as well?
That's surprisingly charitable.
Not to mention optimistic, if you expect the hive to retain its structural integrity.

[threshprince]

BLAME TEREZI.
I PUT ERIDAN ON THE FLOOR ABOVE YOU, TOO.
SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO EXPLODE HIM AGAIN, IT'LL ONLY HIT THE TOP FLOOR, SO THE ENTIRE HIVE WON'T COLLAPSE ON OUR HEADS.

[threshprince]

GO YELL AT ERIDAN FOR BEING A HUGE DUMBFUCK.
THAT'LL HELP.

[threshprince]

HE TOLD SOME FREAK HUMAN BIGGER THAN VRISKA'S LUSUS THAT SHE COULD STAY WITH US.
I, OF COURSE, VETOED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.
BUT STILL, HE COULD ALWAYS USE MORE YELLING AT.