1T SOUNDS L1K3 1M NOT MUCH FURTH3R B3H1ND YOU BUT 1 W4NT3D TO T4LK TO YOU 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG B3FOR3 W3 W3NT THROUGH W1TH TH3 PL4N SO 1F YOU DONT R3M3MB3R TH4T 1 TH1NK W3R3 4BOUT 4T TH3 S4M3 PL4C3
[Having no properly surprised icons, this is hard to show, but you really are surprised. You are trying to think of who is a bigger douchebag than you.
........ the only bigger douchebag than you is OH GOD DO NOT WANT OH JESUS NO]
[It's pretty impressive how far you can get in the time it takes a certain dumbass to get his shit together and follow you. And through the time-honored tradition of DEUS EX MACHINA, you've managed to abscond your way into the currently abandoned STATIONHIVE.]
[You take a moment at the bottom of the stairs to just start pitying yourself.]
FUCKING GENIUS, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, VANTAS. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MADE THE BIGGEST ASS OF YOURSELF. IT WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR EONS TO COME. THE DAY TO REMEMBER KARKAT VANTAS, THE ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T FUCKING TALK TO THE ONE GIRL WHO MATTERS.
[You are, in fact, sitting just around the corner from the stairs, hidden from view, but still within hearing distance. Instead of saying anything, though, you wait to see if Karkat keeps talking to himself.]
BUT 1 W4NT3D TO T4LK TO YOU 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG B3FOR3 W3 W3NT THROUGH W1TH TH3 PL4N
SO 1F YOU DONT R3M3MB3R TH4T 1 TH1NK W3R3 4BOUT 4T TH3 S4M3 PL4C3
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1 JUST TH1NK H3S FUN TO T4LK TO
4ND 4NYW4Y
WHO S41D H3 W4S TH3 DOUCH3B4G 1 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT?
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[Having no properly surprised icons, this is hard to show, but you really are surprised. You are trying to think of who is a bigger douchebag than you.
........ the only bigger douchebag than you is OH GOD DO NOT WANT OH JESUS NO]
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NOTHING.
NOTHING AT ALL.
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WH4T W4S W1TH TH4T F4C3?
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YOU DONT H4V3 TO B3 SUCH 4N 4SSHOL3 4BOUT 1T
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YES I DO.
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1F TH4TS HOW YOU R34CT TO 4 G1RL S4Y1NG SH3 L1K3S YOU
TH3N YOUR3 4N 3V3N B1GG3R J3RK TH4N 1 THOUGHT
JUST FORG3T 1 S41D 4NYTH1NG
[You quickly ABSCOND. Not that you have any idea where you're going, but anywhere is better than here right now.]
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ME?
WAIT
WHAT THE HELL
WHAT THE FUCK
TEREZI
WAIT A MINUTE
TEREZI!
[It takes you a moment to get yourself together, but as soon as you can, you chase the girl.]
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WAIT A MINUTE!
PLEASE!
[You charge into the STATIONHIVE, look for where you think she might have gone, and immediately sprint up the stairs.
... In your haste, you slip and faceplant right into the stairs, sliding back down to the bottom.
You were warned, bro.]
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FUCKING GENIUS, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, VANTAS.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MADE THE BIGGEST ASS OF YOURSELF.
IT WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR EONS TO COME.
THE DAY TO REMEMBER KARKAT VANTAS, THE ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T FUCKING TALK TO THE ONE GIRL WHO MATTERS.
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