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Feb 06, 2011 15:56

[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]

You are, however, considerate enough to cut this for the sake of the network. )

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 00:31:23 UTC
[> Equius: Fondly regard chores list.

Absolutely not. This has been turned into an offensive, colorful monstrosity!]

D --> What is the meaning of this

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:32:03 UTC
EQUIUS.
THERE YOU ARE.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CHORES YET.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 00:37:27 UTC
D --> I was already aware of the task you desired to place on me
D --> What I would like to ask of you is if you have taken a 100k at the list since posting it in the common area

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:38:35 UTC
OF COURSE NOT.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I BOTHER?
I KNOW WHAT'S ON IT.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 00:53:41 UTC
D --> Do you tr001y
D --> That is something you may wish to 100k into

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threshprince February 7 2011, 00:54:18 UTC
GOD DAMMIT.
WHAT DID SHE DO.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 01:27:26 UTC
D --> That is possibly something you should investigate for yourself
D --> There are numerous offenses to be taken into consideration

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threshprince February 7 2011, 01:30:02 UTC
FUCK.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 01:36:33 UTC
D --> The inc100sion of such foul language is but one of these aforementioned offenses

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threshprince February 7 2011, 01:43:34 UTC
OKAY, FIRST OFF, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES EVEN HALF OF A FUCK ABOUT LANGUAGE HERE.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 03:31:25 UTC
D --> Perhaps we could shift the topic of conversation away from the vulgarities for now

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threshprince February 7 2011, 03:35:30 UTC
FINE.

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 03:55:56 UTC
D --> I appreciate your consideration

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threshprince February 7 2011, 06:12:59 UTC
ANYWAY
VANDALIZATION OF MY AMAZING ORDERS ASIDE
ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THEM YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH

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musclebeast_nut February 7 2011, 06:45:18 UTC
D --> I have no qualms with the orders
D --> Though I must note you seem to have put the John human in charge of overseeing Vriska's a%ions
D --> Am I to understand that I shall be relinquishing abso100t control to him

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threshprince February 7 2011, 07:29:35 UTC
YEAH.
SORRY, I MEANT TO TELL YOU EARLIER.
IT WAS HOW I BEAT VRISKA.
I TOLD JOHN EVERYTHING SHE DID.
AND TOLD HIM TO WATCH HER.
VRISKA CAN'T BEAT HIM.
JOHN WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING HER NOW.
KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID.
AND IF SHE STEPS OUT OF LINE AGAIN
I TOLD HIM TO CAVE HER SKULL IN.
ALL THE LUCK, AND THERE'S STILL NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
I THOUGHT IT FIT.

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