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[threshprince]

[Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You FUCKING HATE SPACE-TIME, and so as a result, across various threads, you MAY OR MAY NOT CURRENTLY BE A GIRL. You FUCKING HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING, though, which may explain the new signs posted in several places around the hive.]

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[youmustlickit]

[You've been hard at work defacing improving the LEADERLY POSTERS!]

[youmustlickit]

H3H3H3H3H3H3H

[threshprince]

IF THAT HAPPENS AGAIN
YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT THE WHOLE TIME, AREN'T YOU.

[youmustlickit]

H3H3H3H
DONT ST4RT G3TT1NG J34LOUS OF YOURS3LF OR 4NYTH1NG

[threshprince]

I AM NOT FUCKING JEALOUS.
I MEAN
YOU BARELY EVER LET GO DURING THIS TIME.

[youmustlickit]

M4YB3 N3XT T1M3 1'LL JUST COMPL3T3LY 1GNOR3 YOU!

[threshprince]

WAIT
WHAT.

[youmustlickit]

1F YOUR3 JUST GONN4 COMPL41N 4BOUT 1T

[threshprince]

HEY
YOU WOULD HAVE COMPLAINED TOO OKAY.
I WAS FREEZING PARTS OFF I SHOULD NOT HAVE EVEN FUCKING HAD.

[youmustlickit]

YOU COULD4 JUST 4SK3D 1F YOU N33D3D H3LP ST4Y1NG W4RM
BUT 1 GU3SS N3P3T4 W4S H3LP1NG YOU OUT W1TH TH4T TH3 OTH3R D4Y HUH

[threshprince]

THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWKWARD.

[youmustlickit]

SH3 S33M3D PR3TTY COZY SNUGGL3D UP ON YOU L1K3 TH4T

[threshprince]

I KNOW.
I TRIED TO KEEP HER OFF.
BUT SHE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OFF.

[youmustlickit]

DONT YOU M34N
1MP4WS1BL3

[threshprince]

WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?

[youmustlickit]

WH4T
H3R PUNS 4R3 C4T-CHY