Omg, Look at the retarded comic I made! It's sasunaru, and hardly legible, so I'll write the dialouge under the cut.
http://e.domaindlx.com/thriceauri/uh.jpg One day, while Naruto and co are at the beach...
Sasuke: Naruto...?
Naruto: *no response*
Sasuke: OMG HE'S DEAD!
Sasuke: Naruto, my sworn enemy (and secret crush) is DEAD! The arrow pointed Sasuke says, "He's gay"
Sasuke: But wait! I could probably save him with CPR!
Sasuke: But then everyone would know that I LOVE HIM!
Sasuke: WHAT DO I DOOO?!
Sasuke: I don't care if everyone knows! This is life and death!
http://e.domaindlx.com/thriceauri/uh2.jpg Sasuke: Come back to LIFE!
Naruto: WOW! WHAT A GREAT NAP!
The arrow pointing to seemingly nothing reads, "Sasuke fell down"
Naruto: I feel totally refreshed!
Sasuke: I was sooo close!
Naruto: I'm hungry!
OWARI!
I know. It's supposed to suck. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY HAHAHAHA!