Comments | thrillh0use: on birth

thrillh0use

on birth

Jul 16, 2007 13:21

The birthing process seems very alien to me (not the sex part, but pretty much everything else). Think about it, the male transfers his biological material to the female, once the egg is fertalized a tiny creature begins to grow in the female's body, gestating, feeding off it's host until it grows too large and must be expelled ( Read more... )

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snowyukiko July 17 2007, 04:29:22 UTC

I didn't think much of birthing until my mom told me that often times the vagina rips during birth, and you have to get your vag stitched up afterwards. I've never gotten a stitch in my life so that's going to be fun fun! Also I know my baby is going to have a huge head like me so that's fun fun too!

thrillh0use July 17 2007, 15:51:14 UTC

Your baby is going to pop out of your stomach Alien style, then run across the room into a nearby air duct.

funny you mention birthing... alpha001 July 23 2007, 15:35:39 UTC

My wife is pregnant and is due in Febuary about the same day as our wedding anniversary.

Re: funny you mention birthing... thrillh0use July 23 2007, 20:46:10 UTC

I'm sure your baby won't be an alien child.

Congratulations Joey.