Note to self: do not get royally pissed the night before starting a new job. When you wake up still drunk it doesn't bode well for the rest of the day.
Not sure really! As it was my first day I might've gotten away with it, I'll just have to act half pissed for the rest of the time I'm there so I don't give the game away! ;)
Sounds like a good plan. Now a method actor would insist (...)
Naturally, it's important to start a new job with low standards. Enthusiasm and skills can lead to awkward promotions to executive positions. Arriving very late after every lunch, perhaps happy, tipsy, or with bags of clothes shopping, is a good way of not losing the job whilst still losing respect - especially effective in temp posts. Encorage a another member of staff to join you on long lunches. Appear to be a bad influence all around. Take the kittens into work! :D Start a Union. etc.
Then why does it feel like I am? :( Ahahahahaha. I know, I'm hilarious. Also, I haven't changed. Also, how come I can never catch you online? You suck. :( I miss you. :( Idiot. :(
And also! You're also not dead also. =)) Sorry...I have a maths test tomorrow, and it's putting me in a very weird and not-funny mood. :| The word 'also' looks very odd right now. I know I'm rambling on idiotically but I can't seem to stop. I demand that you come online, like, now. [-(
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Naturally, it's important to start a new job with low standards. Enthusiasm and skills can lead to awkward promotions to executive positions. Arriving very late after every lunch, perhaps happy, tipsy, or with bags of clothes shopping, is a good way of not losing the job whilst still losing respect - especially effective in temp posts. Encorage a another member of staff to join you on long lunches. Appear to be a bad influence all around.
Take the kittens into work! :D
Start a Union. etc.
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Dude you're not dead!!!
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And also! You're also not dead also. =)) Sorry...I have a maths test tomorrow, and it's putting me in a very weird and not-funny mood. :| The word 'also' looks very odd right now. I know I'm rambling on idiotically but I can't seem to stop. I demand that you come online, like, now. [-(
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