eat pussy
Today I literaly spent 35 minutes hacking bush's down to nothing. And for no reason at all. I just did it. While doing that, I realized something: I need to get laid. I'd be happy to just go down on some girl. But I've learned an important lesson after getting that crazy girl pregnant: I should only have sex with men, animals, or dolls. I can't get
( Read more... )
Comments 1
Mmrawr baby, I'd gladly volunteer ;)
Also:
Condoms, Eric. CONDOMS! They're 99.999999999999% effective if you use them right :P And I'd suggest a vasectomy before you slice off your balls. If you got castrated you wouldn't get anyone preggers cause no one would wanna sleep with your ball-less ass! xD fffreak! Hahaha. Vasectomies are pretty cool. It's a small operation that can be done in the doctor's office. They just make a little cut and snip your... um.. "sperm tube" and no more babies ever again! I think you only have to wear a condom for a few months afterward just to make sure, but then it's wonderful condomless sex for the rest of your life! And no babies!
Haha. "men, animals or dolls" :) God I miss you.
Reply
Leave a comment