I am eating a nectarine, juicy!!

[throbbingcattle]

Ok all you Jamaican patois experts out there, here's some Constant Spring dialect, first accurate translation gets a day out to Romford in my big green Toyota

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[elijahtc]

Ah, my friend! I'm up for League of Gents on Thursday but due to the possibiity of extreme mental exhaustion I can't see myself doing much else thereafter ...

[throbbingcattle]

Thursday it will be!!

[spam_robot77]

The Kinder Egg incident is indeed classic LJ posting material :D

[throbbingcattle]

Kit-Kats used to be handy if you wanted to smoke heroin cos they had those foil wrappers. I wonder if you could smoke crack through a Kinder Egg?

[spam_robot77]

Er you can use them Eggs to store smack in them too though, so they're multi functional