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throughadoor

your name on my cereal box

Jan 24, 2011 17:15

So ... this happened.

from: smartlikejustin
to: throughadoor
subject: carter family fuck up updates

I think the saddest part of the entire article is that despite having a relatively successful pop music career, he's now know primarily as a "former dancing with the stars contestant." no wonder he's in rehab.

from: throughadoor
to: smartlikejustinsubject: Re: carter family fuck up updates ( Read more... )

pop fictions

Comments 10

gigantic January 24 2011, 22:30:52 UTC

HAHAHAHA everything about this is amazing. You had me at The top level of the Pyramid of Douche is dedicated forever and ever amen to Wade fucking Robsen.

I was just having a conversation with some folks the other day, trying to remember if it was fact that Trace bedazzled Justin's first bandana and wondering if that counts as the real start of William Rast. And then we gave up and just decided it was probably kind of cool that Trace sort of made a name for himself, finally. Sort of.

throughadoor January 26 2011, 18:02:12 UTC

HAHAH TRACE BEDAZZLING JUSTIN'S BANDANNA = TOTAL FACT. It is horrifying what I still recall from all the "research" I did about the life of Trace Ayala in the summer of 2003.

bossymarmalade January 25 2011, 00:02:15 UTC

Johnny once put Justin's face on packages of little girl lip gloss

WOW THANKS A LOT FOR THAT BLUE RASPBERRY-FLAVOURED PTSD THERE, AHAHAAH

Also, Justin's shitfits over his stupid clothing line will ALWAYS be funny.

... dangit, lj took away all my pop icons! Oh well, Abe will have to do.

throughadoor January 26 2011, 18:02:48 UTC

MMMM TASTES LIKE IRON. Also I realized in retrospect that this snippet was totally, unforgivably missing an appearance from Momma.

annakovsky January 25 2011, 01:49:44 UTC

Oh man, so I obvs did not get any of the popslash references in here, but I just wanted to comment to say that just your recounting of your guys' emails COMPLETELY DELIGHTED ME. Oh, Aaron Carter.

throughadoor January 26 2011, 18:03:55 UTC

Sometimes I can't believe that she and I have been emailing each other about subjects including Justin Timberlake et al for eight years. EIGHT YEARS.

katienyc January 25 2011, 05:24:41 UTC

Ahhh, this is fantastic. Trace sneaking into a Target to buy WR jeans so that Justin won't have a tantrum! The Pyramid of Douche!

I was just having popslash nostalgia the other day and so this was perfect timing. Justin and Trace will pretty much always be my favorites, I think.

throughadoor January 26 2011, 18:04:23 UTC

Thank you! I'm glad there are still a few of us with the right mix of nostalgia/Stockholm Syndrome.

cathexys January 25 2011, 13:00:54 UTC

you writing popslash will always be like crack to me :) I just can't resist! LOL at the pyramid. And the pretentious AC. And Trace being so...Trace!

throughadoor January 26 2011, 18:04:40 UTC

Like I said above, I blame Stockholm Syndrome. But thank you!