And that song's still playing from the car radio, on a never-fucking ending loop from hell.

[throughadoor]

Yuletide reveal!

The F**cking Movie Never Motherf**cking Ends
@MayorEmanuel, for norah, 7400 words

* Beta action thank yous to katienyc and xica_s (Chicago residents extraordinaire) and sparkymonster (long-suffering roommate).

* Thank you also to norah for her request, and I hope I ended up somewhere she enjoyed

Comments

[almightychrissy]

Hi. You don't know me and I don't know you, but I got to this link from your yuletide fic and thought I'd comment here rather than there telling you how much I enjoyed it. I found it to be very much in keeping with the humor and spirit of the original (the Michael Jordan sequence was pitch-perfect) and I really loved reading the notes here.

Also, because what's the internet for if you can't make embarrassing semi-anonymous confessions-- I try to be a highbrow adult these days, but in my teenage years I loved nothing more than ridiculous, violent drama acted out by scantily clad men, and so "Triple H in his fucking undies says he'll wrestle a broomstick to get a decent match" makes me giggle uncontrollably every time I read it. I can absolutely see him saying that, and the mental image of him actually fighting a broomstick (maybe with a little paper face on it) is utterly delightful to me.

[throughadoor]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it -- especially, hahah, the WWE, I absolutely confess to watching some WWE with my brother when I was younger, but my favorite was Bret the Hitman Hart. The best part about Triple H in his underwear threatening to wrestle a broomstick is that this ACTUALLY HAPPENED on the episode of WWE Raw that aired that week. I watched YouTube clips and everything!

[throughadoor]

YAY! I know this sounds kind of silly, but I really feel like I should be thanking YOU, because that's how much fun I had writing this story. I said to a couple other folks, I love that the process of writing within this canon gave everyone who loved it a chance to be gleeful about it all over again, and I feel like I got the best deal of anybody, because I got to rub my hands together gleefully about it for WEEKS

[starfishchick]

The Ozzie Guillen stuff makes me howl with laughter. HE WANTED TO BUY A BOAT!!!

[throughadoor]

Thank you! As always with Ozzie, there is no need for fiction the truth is strange enough.