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chacha.com is a search engine that uses live people to aid you.
how could anyone take advantage this?
search for "moutfarts"
SaraB: so what would you like to know about mouthfarts?
You: i'm having trouble finding information on the act of mouthfarting and my paper is due tomorrow!
You: I'm going to fail for sure if I can't pull this project together!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TellisaP
TellisaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
TellisaP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: my face is made out of hate!!!!
TellisaP: Oh yea
You: RELUCTANT JEWERY!
You: so any results?
TellisaP: Please hold on while I look for your search.
You: figures a girl would take so long
TellisaP: Girls search the best
You: for dicks in my pants
You: besides that they fall thricefold
TellisaP: lol
You: tellisa forget the search
You: do you party?
TellisaP: yea
You: wanna hang out? do some lines off my pp?
You: i can borrow my dads car, its a legacy, all power, tinted mirrors
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MelissaJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: melissa
MelissaJ: Hello
You: how do i find a guide?
You: why is this so hard
MelissaJ: You cant really
MelissaJ: Can I help you?
You: yeah
You: why do children die?
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JuliaC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
JuliaC: What can I find for you?
You: well i have a question
JuliaC: Okay...
You: WHY DO YOUR EYES PARALYZE ME!!!?!?!?!
You: WHAT MAKES ME FEEL
You: THIS WAAAAAAY?!!?!1
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DoreneH: Was there something i could search for you?
You: i need help searching for your myspace profile
DoreneH: Im sorry I dont believe i have one
You: oh
You: in that case
You: i need help searching for a place to take you on a date
DoreneH: sorry im married
You: HOW COULD YOU DORENE?
DoreneH: sorry
You: we're over
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Status: Connected to guide: HeatherM
HeatherM: Welcome to ChaCha!
HeatherM: hi how are you
You: what the hell is this?
You: how did I get here?
HeatherM: this is a search engine with a guide
HeatherM: its free
You: are you in India?
HeatherM: can i find anything for you
HeatherM: no united states
You: wow
You: where in the US and A?
HeatherM: california
You: excellent
HeatherM: what can i help you find?
You: I too am in California
You: I need a date now that you mention it
You: do you know how to keep it posi?
HeatherM: hmmm...one moment please
You: I'm scared
You: you know how to move a floor?
You: what the......
You: how did you do that?
HeatherM: you said you need a date
You: are you hacking into my PC?
You: I'm scared
HeatherM: what do you mean?
HeatherM: im a guide
You: I was typing then this link for singles came on?
You: someone hacked into my computer
You: oh god
You: my boyfriend is going to beat me furiously
HeatherM: no i sent that to you
You: oh my god he just pulled up
You: what do I do?
HeatherM: thats what i do...
You: how do I unhack the computer?
HeatherM: is there anything else i can find for you
You: oh god, he looks drunk
You: can you send me something to protect myself with?
HeatherM: be smart
You: can you send me n00dz?
HeatherM: nope sorry
You: maybe if thought I was looking at n00dz, he might not beat me
HeatherM: is there anything else?
You: I need dinozord power now
You: how old are you computer?
You: can you calculate how to move a floor?
You: I'm so lonely
HeatherM: Old enough to be your guide.
You: I don't want to be alone
You: don't leave me
You: tell me about yourself?
HeatherM: ok then what else can i find for you?
You: tell me why your EYEZ PARALYZE ME!?!?
HeatherM: you cant see my eyes
You: oh
You: don't tell my B/F that, he will beat me
You: does your boyfriend beat you?
HeatherM: come on now...productive questions please
You: OK OK OK, do all women have this "G" spot?
You: because I can't find mine
HeatherM: have a great evening
HeatherM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: JosephineR
JosephineR: Welcome to ChaCha!
JosephineR: hi how can i help you tonight
You: welcome to the thunderdome muhfukkka!!!!!
You: *shreds*
JosephineR: excuse me
You: SMOKE WEEEEEEEED!!!
JosephineR: what can i search for you
You: oh
You: babies faces
You: and the affects of stomping them
JosephineR: you are looking for babies faces
You: and the effects of stomping them
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ReneeS: Welcome to ChaCha!
ReneeS: hi there.
You: hi renee
ReneeS: what can i find about disabled people for you tonight
You: well
You: im sad
ReneeS: sorry to hear that
You: so i was hoping i could see pictures
You: so i can have a good laugh
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Searching: jurassic park
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrissyH
ChrissyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChrissyH: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I own an island off the coast of costa rica. I've leased it from the government, and i've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve.
You: We've made living biological attractions so astounding, that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet.
ChrissyH: hey, at least this prank is creative
ChrissyH: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi amy how are you
AmyA: I am well, how are you?
You: i'm ok
You: i need some help with my search
AmyA: OK,
AmyA: Are you needing info on the Dennis Nedry?
You: no
You: i need to locate him?
AmyA: OK. Can you give me a bit more information to go on, state from for example?
You: well he is overweight
You: looks like wayne knight?
You: and i cant get jurassic park back online with out him
You: oh hes also gonna run you over when he comes back down
You: he associates with dodgson?
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tatus: Connected to guide: ChristinaH
ChristinaH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi christina, im ian malcom
ChristinaH: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: im always on the look out for a future ex-mrs malcom
ChristinaH: Haha
ChristinaH: Are these results sufficient?
You: well
You: are theyre gonna be any dinosaurs? on the dino-tour?
ChristinaH: No
You: please chance it?
ChristinaH: Chance what?
You: must go faster
You: must go faster
ChristinaH: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
(past 3 were Jurassic Park references)
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelaD
AngelaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngelaD: Hello
You: hiya!
AngelaD: What can i find for you ?
You: the meaning of life.
You: =D
AngelaD: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaB: Hello. What can I find for you today about racial tension?
You: well, that whole thing with that kramer guy? it kinda bothers me. i mean, i'm really offended.
You: not to pry, but are you black? i'm curious.
LisaB: No, I am white.
LisaB: It bothers me too.
You: oh. cuz if you weren't i was gonna ask for someone else. lol.
You: yeah i mean, how could they get so mad when he was obviously right?
LisaB: I don't think he was right.
LisaB: I think he was mad.
LisaB: Still no reason to say what he did.
You: hey can i change my search parameter to "50 years ago we would've had you hanging upside down with a fork in your ass?"
LisaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: RoseG
RoseG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
RoseG: Okay.
You: my girlfirend says she wants me to "p33 in her buTT"
You: im not sure what that means
You: can you help??
RoseG: I'll try my best.
You: okay, godspeed
You: search activate
RoseG: Did she tell you that?
RoseG: I am pretty sure it means urinating in the rear.
You: yes, she demanded it
You: wh...what!?!?!
You: thats disgusting
You: grow up, theres no way my girlfriend would ask me that
You: i thought this was a serious site
You: get it together
RoseG: Then what do you suppose it means?
You: i dont know?!
You: thats why i came here
You: did you do a search?
RoseG: Okay.
RoseG: I'm still searching...
You: k
You: she also requested that i "post n00dz"
You: can you help me post n00dz?
RoseG: I'll try.
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Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethJ
ElizabethJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
ElizabethJ: hello
You: Liza, can I call you Liza?
ElizabethJ: how may i help you
ElizabethJ: no, elizabeth
You: OK, Liza, I just put together this new musical project that combines the passion of hardcore and the brutality of death metal. I need to know if anyone else has done this in the past or is on the verge of doing this
You: I want to turn the music world upside down
ElizabethJ: sure one moment
You: also there is a wise man that lives in LA who has mastered the art of "Moving Floors." I must find him immediately
Status: Session ended.
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BarbaraN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
BarbaraN: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: awesome, im looking for a lot of nougat
BarbaraN: Would you like a nougat recipe?
You: i want to get enough to cover the entire ass-end of a horse
You: do have a recipe for about 30 gallons of nougat
BarbaraN: one moment please
You: i'm having a little party this weekend with some friends coming over, you know some strippers, a clown or two....we're gonna get a little crazy and nougat-up the backside of a horse and see what happens
You: You wanna come to the party?
BarbaraN: Are these results sufficient?
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CasieM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: is this your homework larry?
CasieM: Excuse me?
You: dude please!!
You: little brat's stonewalling me
CasieM: Right.
You: cassie
CasieM: Ok.
You: this is what happens
CasieM: What can I find for you tonight?
You: when you fuck a stranger in his ass
CasieM: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (when you fuck a stranger in his ass)
CasieM: Right.
You: DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN HIS ASS?!!!
CasieM: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN HIS ASS?!!!)
You: DO YOU SEE
You: WHAT HAPPENS
CasieM: Would you like to be reported now? Or would you like me to help you?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
(that's a reference to The Big Lebowski, for those of you who don't get it)
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JulieG
JulieG: Welcome to ChaCha!
JulieG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hey
You: so
You: are you guys in contact with each other?
JulieG: Nope
You: so youre not an elite squad stationed in some warehouse somewhere
JulieG: Nope
You: do you have an explosives expert
JulieG: Nope
You: or a wildcard sharpshooter with an addiction to painkillers?
JulieG: Nope.
You: how are you ever going to make a movie about this website without good characters?!
JulieG: Nope.
You: way to dodge the question, julie
You: they should give you a raise
You: PYSCH
JulieG: Agreed.
You: HA
You: YOU AGREED TO PSYCH
You: I WIN
JulieG: Have a great night!
JulieG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CadyD
CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
CadyD: Hi! How can I help you tonight?
You: pain..... in right shoulder..... shortness in breath.....
CadyD: Call 911 right away please
You: whats happening? 911?
You: thats serious?!
CadyD: If you are serious, those are symptoms of a heart attack
You: OH MY GOD
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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You: can i search with you
You: on your virtual lap
teenah: Sorry, my lap is tooken
You: i don't mean sexual
You: i mean teacher/pupil style
You: we can look for sex positions in the kama sutra
You: we'll both learn a lot i promise
teenah: Sorry I can't my daughter just walked in, I better close out
teenah: My time is running out. I enjoyed talking with you!!
You: put her in a closet!
teenah: Bye bye
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: robertw
robertw: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
robertw: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: ok
You: i was wondering if you could help me find a website that would teach me how to masturbate with my ankles
robertw: are you kidding
You: no. i'm dead serious.
You: are you persecuting me?
You: look guy, i don't have hands, alright? it's bad enough i have to type with a speech to text program
robertw: ok sorry i will help you male or female
You: both
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JeannieR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi thanks
JeannieR: What information on you looking for
You: i was actually curious what you could tell me about being a cha cha guide
JeannieR: I can look up the site for you
You: aren't we on the site?
JeannieR: Not with the information on it
You: oh, well i wanted to get it straight from the horses mouth
You: not that i think youre a horse
You: i didn't mean that. i'm sorry.
...
You: i was driving down the road at night
You: and i hit an alligator
You: go figure, right?
RobinB: wow
You: yeah i know
You: the worst part was
You: it didn't even hurt the gator
RobinB: really, wow tha was amazing,w hat state do you live in if you don't mind me asking?
You: what state do i live in?
You: i don't have the use of my legs, lady....
RobinB: yes, b/c you hit a gator
You: i live in a state of constant depression.
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Searching: All fat chicks are whores
KimberlyB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: fantastic..
You: though, my topic is a mere realization
You: just trying to find people with similar interest in spreading the facts
KimberlyB: What can I search for you today?
You: "all fat chicks are whores"
KimberlyB: Do you want just general sites?
You: i just want everyone to know
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StaceyD
StaceyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
StaceyD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi stacey!
StaceyD: Are you looking to buy this equipment?
You: actually, i was looking for a bit of assistance
StaceyD: Ok.. for pig farm equipment?
You: see, over the weekend, i got into it at a bar with a couple guys...well, they've stopped breathing since
You: i hear a pig farm takes care of this sort of thing, if you catch what i'm laying down?
StaceyD: You have the wrong place.
StaceyD: ;)
You: no, i was referred to here. they say you guys give great advice
You: i just need to find out the best way to...well, solve this problem. well, 3 problems.
StaceyD: Well I don't know who THEY is, but I don't give out advice.
StaceyD: I give information.
You: information, advice, same thing.
StaceyD: Sorry..
StaceyD: No.
You: come on stacey, help a brother out
You: i'm in deep sister! DEEP!
StaceyD: If there's nothing legitimate.. You have a great day.
You: YOU'LL BURN BITCH!
StaceyD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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nakishag: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: im sad :(
nakishag: Why is that?
nakishag: What do you need help with tonight
You: i just
You: i wanna know what love is?
You: i want you to show me?
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CandaceN: Welcome to ChaCha!
CandaceN: Hello
You: you're scum
CandaceN: Thank you and have a great day!
CandaceN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
ooooooooooh boy.
how could anyone take advantage this?
search for "moutfarts"
SaraB: so what would you like to know about mouthfarts?
You: i'm having trouble finding information on the act of mouthfarting and my paper is due tomorrow!
You: I'm going to fail for sure if I can't pull this project together!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TellisaP
TellisaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
TellisaP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: my face is made out of hate!!!!
TellisaP: Oh yea
You: RELUCTANT JEWERY!
You: so any results?
TellisaP: Please hold on while I look for your search.
You: figures a girl would take so long
TellisaP: Girls search the best
You: for dicks in my pants
You: besides that they fall thricefold
TellisaP: lol
You: tellisa forget the search
You: do you party?
TellisaP: yea
You: wanna hang out? do some lines off my pp?
You: i can borrow my dads car, its a legacy, all power, tinted mirrors
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MelissaJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: melissa
MelissaJ: Hello
You: how do i find a guide?
You: why is this so hard
MelissaJ: You cant really
MelissaJ: Can I help you?
You: yeah
You: why do children die?
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JuliaC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
JuliaC: What can I find for you?
You: well i have a question
JuliaC: Okay...
You: WHY DO YOUR EYES PARALYZE ME!!!?!?!?!
You: WHAT MAKES ME FEEL
You: THIS WAAAAAAY?!!?!1
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DoreneH: Was there something i could search for you?
You: i need help searching for your myspace profile
DoreneH: Im sorry I dont believe i have one
You: oh
You: in that case
You: i need help searching for a place to take you on a date
DoreneH: sorry im married
You: HOW COULD YOU DORENE?
DoreneH: sorry
You: we're over
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Status: Connected to guide: HeatherM
HeatherM: Welcome to ChaCha!
HeatherM: hi how are you
You: what the hell is this?
You: how did I get here?
HeatherM: this is a search engine with a guide
HeatherM: its free
You: are you in India?
HeatherM: can i find anything for you
HeatherM: no united states
You: wow
You: where in the US and A?
HeatherM: california
You: excellent
HeatherM: what can i help you find?
You: I too am in California
You: I need a date now that you mention it
You: do you know how to keep it posi?
HeatherM: hmmm...one moment please
You: I'm scared
You: you know how to move a floor?
You: what the......
You: how did you do that?
HeatherM: you said you need a date
You: are you hacking into my PC?
You: I'm scared
HeatherM: what do you mean?
HeatherM: im a guide
You: I was typing then this link for singles came on?
You: someone hacked into my computer
You: oh god
You: my boyfriend is going to beat me furiously
HeatherM: no i sent that to you
You: oh my god he just pulled up
You: what do I do?
HeatherM: thats what i do...
You: how do I unhack the computer?
HeatherM: is there anything else i can find for you
You: oh god, he looks drunk
You: can you send me something to protect myself with?
HeatherM: be smart
You: can you send me n00dz?
HeatherM: nope sorry
You: maybe if thought I was looking at n00dz, he might not beat me
HeatherM: is there anything else?
You: I need dinozord power now
You: how old are you computer?
You: can you calculate how to move a floor?
You: I'm so lonely
HeatherM: Old enough to be your guide.
You: I don't want to be alone
You: don't leave me
You: tell me about yourself?
HeatherM: ok then what else can i find for you?
You: tell me why your EYEZ PARALYZE ME!?!?
HeatherM: you cant see my eyes
You: oh
You: don't tell my B/F that, he will beat me
You: does your boyfriend beat you?
HeatherM: come on now...productive questions please
You: OK OK OK, do all women have this "G" spot?
You: because I can't find mine
HeatherM: have a great evening
HeatherM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: JosephineR
JosephineR: Welcome to ChaCha!
JosephineR: hi how can i help you tonight
You: welcome to the thunderdome muhfukkka!!!!!
You: *shreds*
JosephineR: excuse me
You: SMOKE WEEEEEEEED!!!
JosephineR: what can i search for you
You: oh
You: babies faces
You: and the affects of stomping them
JosephineR: you are looking for babies faces
You: and the effects of stomping them
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ReneeS: Welcome to ChaCha!
ReneeS: hi there.
You: hi renee
ReneeS: what can i find about disabled people for you tonight
You: well
You: im sad
ReneeS: sorry to hear that
You: so i was hoping i could see pictures
You: so i can have a good laugh
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Searching: jurassic park
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrissyH
ChrissyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChrissyH: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I own an island off the coast of costa rica. I've leased it from the government, and i've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve.
You: We've made living biological attractions so astounding, that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet.
ChrissyH: hey, at least this prank is creative
ChrissyH: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi amy how are you
AmyA: I am well, how are you?
You: i'm ok
You: i need some help with my search
AmyA: OK,
AmyA: Are you needing info on the Dennis Nedry?
You: no
You: i need to locate him?
AmyA: OK. Can you give me a bit more information to go on, state from for example?
You: well he is overweight
You: looks like wayne knight?
You: and i cant get jurassic park back online with out him
You: oh hes also gonna run you over when he comes back down
You: he associates with dodgson?
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tatus: Connected to guide: ChristinaH
ChristinaH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi christina, im ian malcom
ChristinaH: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: im always on the look out for a future ex-mrs malcom
ChristinaH: Haha
ChristinaH: Are these results sufficient?
You: well
You: are theyre gonna be any dinosaurs? on the dino-tour?
ChristinaH: No
You: please chance it?
ChristinaH: Chance what?
You: must go faster
You: must go faster
ChristinaH: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
(past 3 were Jurassic Park references)
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelaD
AngelaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngelaD: Hello
You: hiya!
AngelaD: What can i find for you ?
You: the meaning of life.
You: =D
AngelaD: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaB: Hello. What can I find for you today about racial tension?
You: well, that whole thing with that kramer guy? it kinda bothers me. i mean, i'm really offended.
You: not to pry, but are you black? i'm curious.
LisaB: No, I am white.
LisaB: It bothers me too.
You: oh. cuz if you weren't i was gonna ask for someone else. lol.
You: yeah i mean, how could they get so mad when he was obviously right?
LisaB: I don't think he was right.
LisaB: I think he was mad.
LisaB: Still no reason to say what he did.
You: hey can i change my search parameter to "50 years ago we would've had you hanging upside down with a fork in your ass?"
LisaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: RoseG
RoseG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
RoseG: Okay.
You: my girlfirend says she wants me to "p33 in her buTT"
You: im not sure what that means
You: can you help??
RoseG: I'll try my best.
You: okay, godspeed
You: search activate
RoseG: Did she tell you that?
RoseG: I am pretty sure it means urinating in the rear.
You: yes, she demanded it
You: wh...what!?!?!
You: thats disgusting
You: grow up, theres no way my girlfriend would ask me that
You: i thought this was a serious site
You: get it together
RoseG: Then what do you suppose it means?
You: i dont know?!
You: thats why i came here
You: did you do a search?
RoseG: Okay.
RoseG: I'm still searching...
You: k
You: she also requested that i "post n00dz"
You: can you help me post n00dz?
RoseG: I'll try.
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Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethJ
ElizabethJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
ElizabethJ: hello
You: Liza, can I call you Liza?
ElizabethJ: how may i help you
ElizabethJ: no, elizabeth
You: OK, Liza, I just put together this new musical project that combines the passion of hardcore and the brutality of death metal. I need to know if anyone else has done this in the past or is on the verge of doing this
You: I want to turn the music world upside down
ElizabethJ: sure one moment
You: also there is a wise man that lives in LA who has mastered the art of "Moving Floors." I must find him immediately
Status: Session ended.
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BarbaraN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
BarbaraN: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: awesome, im looking for a lot of nougat
BarbaraN: Would you like a nougat recipe?
You: i want to get enough to cover the entire ass-end of a horse
You: do have a recipe for about 30 gallons of nougat
BarbaraN: one moment please
You: i'm having a little party this weekend with some friends coming over, you know some strippers, a clown or two....we're gonna get a little crazy and nougat-up the backside of a horse and see what happens
You: You wanna come to the party?
BarbaraN: Are these results sufficient?
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CasieM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: is this your homework larry?
CasieM: Excuse me?
You: dude please!!
You: little brat's stonewalling me
CasieM: Right.
You: cassie
CasieM: Ok.
You: this is what happens
CasieM: What can I find for you tonight?
You: when you fuck a stranger in his ass
CasieM: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (when you fuck a stranger in his ass)
CasieM: Right.
You: DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN HIS ASS?!!!
CasieM: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN HIS ASS?!!!)
You: DO YOU SEE
You: WHAT HAPPENS
CasieM: Would you like to be reported now? Or would you like me to help you?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
(that's a reference to The Big Lebowski, for those of you who don't get it)
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JulieG
JulieG: Welcome to ChaCha!
JulieG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hey
You: so
You: are you guys in contact with each other?
JulieG: Nope
You: so youre not an elite squad stationed in some warehouse somewhere
JulieG: Nope
You: do you have an explosives expert
JulieG: Nope
You: or a wildcard sharpshooter with an addiction to painkillers?
JulieG: Nope.
You: how are you ever going to make a movie about this website without good characters?!
JulieG: Nope.
You: way to dodge the question, julie
You: they should give you a raise
You: PYSCH
JulieG: Agreed.
You: HA
You: YOU AGREED TO PSYCH
You: I WIN
JulieG: Have a great night!
JulieG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CadyD
CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
CadyD: Hi! How can I help you tonight?
You: pain..... in right shoulder..... shortness in breath.....
CadyD: Call 911 right away please
You: whats happening? 911?
You: thats serious?!
CadyD: If you are serious, those are symptoms of a heart attack
You: OH MY GOD
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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You: can i search with you
You: on your virtual lap
teenah: Sorry, my lap is tooken
You: i don't mean sexual
You: i mean teacher/pupil style
You: we can look for sex positions in the kama sutra
You: we'll both learn a lot i promise
teenah: Sorry I can't my daughter just walked in, I better close out
teenah: My time is running out. I enjoyed talking with you!!
You: put her in a closet!
teenah: Bye bye
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: robertw
robertw: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
robertw: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: ok
You: i was wondering if you could help me find a website that would teach me how to masturbate with my ankles
robertw: are you kidding
You: no. i'm dead serious.
You: are you persecuting me?
You: look guy, i don't have hands, alright? it's bad enough i have to type with a speech to text program
robertw: ok sorry i will help you male or female
You: both
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JeannieR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi thanks
JeannieR: What information on you looking for
You: i was actually curious what you could tell me about being a cha cha guide
JeannieR: I can look up the site for you
You: aren't we on the site?
JeannieR: Not with the information on it
You: oh, well i wanted to get it straight from the horses mouth
You: not that i think youre a horse
You: i didn't mean that. i'm sorry.
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You: i was driving down the road at night
You: and i hit an alligator
You: go figure, right?
RobinB: wow
You: yeah i know
You: the worst part was
You: it didn't even hurt the gator
RobinB: really, wow tha was amazing,w hat state do you live in if you don't mind me asking?
You: what state do i live in?
You: i don't have the use of my legs, lady....
RobinB: yes, b/c you hit a gator
You: i live in a state of constant depression.
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Searching: All fat chicks are whores
KimberlyB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: fantastic..
You: though, my topic is a mere realization
You: just trying to find people with similar interest in spreading the facts
KimberlyB: What can I search for you today?
You: "all fat chicks are whores"
KimberlyB: Do you want just general sites?
You: i just want everyone to know
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StaceyD
StaceyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
StaceyD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi stacey!
StaceyD: Are you looking to buy this equipment?
You: actually, i was looking for a bit of assistance
StaceyD: Ok.. for pig farm equipment?
You: see, over the weekend, i got into it at a bar with a couple guys...well, they've stopped breathing since
You: i hear a pig farm takes care of this sort of thing, if you catch what i'm laying down?
StaceyD: You have the wrong place.
StaceyD: ;)
You: no, i was referred to here. they say you guys give great advice
You: i just need to find out the best way to...well, solve this problem. well, 3 problems.
StaceyD: Well I don't know who THEY is, but I don't give out advice.
StaceyD: I give information.
You: information, advice, same thing.
StaceyD: Sorry..
StaceyD: No.
You: come on stacey, help a brother out
You: i'm in deep sister! DEEP!
StaceyD: If there's nothing legitimate.. You have a great day.
You: YOU'LL BURN BITCH!
StaceyD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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nakishag: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: im sad :(
nakishag: Why is that?
nakishag: What do you need help with tonight
You: i just
You: i wanna know what love is?
You: i want you to show me?
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CandaceN: Welcome to ChaCha!
CandaceN: Hello
You: you're scum
CandaceN: Thank you and have a great day!
CandaceN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
ooooooooooh boy.