Here's a real craigslist ad, folks!

[throw_popcorn]

Lost: Wallet.
At gas station on west henrietta road. ID is wanted back as it is causing a lack of drinking ability.

Comments

[foophile]

Causing a lack of drinking ability? What he can no longer swallow because he lost his wallet? He could always have a friend buy him some beer/alcohol if he wants to drink so badly he would make an ad like that. *sorry I did think it was funny at first and then I thought about it some more ;)*