My free mug

[throwingpearls]

My meeting with my principal was interrupted yesterday by an insect-sized mouse running along the wall of her office. Rather than shrieking and prancing frantically on our chairs, I calmly mugged the mouse-- that is to say, I captured it in a mug that was sitting on her desk. She did not ask for the mug back later

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[doomcrotch]

I thought you named it Maxwell Smart?