WE'RE A RED VINES FAMILY

[throwingpens]

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.

Poll WE'RE A RED VINES FAMILY.

Comments

[whimsical_irony]

NEITHER. They all taste like plastic, why would you put plastic in your mouth? (You wouldn't.)

[throwingpens]

Did you vote "other"?

GO VOTE OTHER

[whimsical_irony]

Where's the "none" option?

[throwingpens]

"Other (specify in the comments)"

You've specified in comments, or you can select another candy.

[beetsbearsbsg]

Twizzlers gives you anal leakage...so I hear.

[throwingpens]

Councilman Jamm?

[whimsical_irony]

Dude, when he called someone a butterteeth I died.

[throwingpens]

God, Butterteeth. I was watching that again last night and though it took me until my fifth or sixth viewing to catch what he meant by it, it's now one of my favorite ridiculous insults.

[jncar]

all licorice is disgusting and I hate it

is that a good enough explanation for my "other" vote?

[whimsical_irony]

I agree, and it totally is.

[rikyl]

I generally take my licorice in jelly belly form, because my husband eats a lot of jelly bellies and gives me the ones he hates. (Incidentally, I also end up eating a lot of buttered popcorn flavored jelly bellies, for the same reason.)

[throwingpens]

How many Jelly Bellies does it take to get a licorice one and also how often do you eat Jelly Bellies?

(I am jealous.)

[rikyl]

I have no idea. I just eat what's handed to me. It seems like the licorice ones are more common than the other flavors he doesn't like.

He gets them around holidays usually, either because people give them to him or because they're on display and he impulse buys a giant bag or something.

[throwingpens]

Okay. That's legitimate.

Of course, i also buy way more twizzlers than should be acceptable, so who am I to wonder about candy purchases?

[beetsbearsbsg]

[throwingpens]

Convince me to eat them.

[beetsbearsbsg]

...all the cool kids (ie: ME) are into it.

[throwingpens]

No I meant...that's what the hell red vines can't do.