It Should Have Been You! Baka!
Title: It Should Have Been You! Baka!
Chapter 3: I Don't Care How It Happened
Pairing: JunMa
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It's all a figment of my twisted imagination
Jun looked warily around the clinic.
“Ohno...”
”Yes?” Ohno quietly countered from where he was filling in a application form with Jun’s details.
“Ohno...Why...”
“Why what?”
“WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN PREGNANT???????”
Ohno shushed him as everyone turned to stare at the troublemaker. Toma apologised to everyone and people gradually turning their heads away, a few not having managed to take their eyes off the handsome young man.
Ohno cleared his throat, “I think you’re pregnant.” He stated calmly undaunted by the incredulous look on Jun’s face.
Toma bit back the urge to burst out laughing and held back Jun’s fists sensing the urge to punch from his boyfriend. Jun took a deep breath and got up saying that he wouldn’t stand such humiliation. Ohno quickly caught his wrists and Jun looked as furious as he was a second ago.
Toma thought it best to intervene then, “Uh...Ohno-san. I think it’s quite impossible for Jun to be pregnant! No vagina, ovum, ovary or uterus. Completely not fit for fetus development.”
“I don’t care! All of it fits! I felt it in his pulse!” Jun and Toma fixed him a sceptic look.
Before either of the two could protest a lady had already called them in. Her face tired and bordering on annoyed.
The three, an odd group trudged into the doctor’s office at the expense of a very surprised doctor.
“I’m sorry sirs but you must bring the expecting mother with you for inspection.”
Ohno cleared his throat, “Actually the expecting mother is here.”
“Then bring her in.”
Ohno pushed Jun towards the doctor.
She looked questioningly at Jun, “Are you the father? You need to bring your wife.”
“Ano..” Ohno had spoken up again, “Actually that is the patient.”
The doctor stared at them dumbstruck, finally letting out low giggles before she erupted with loud laughter.
“Good one Ohno-dear you were always a joker.”
“I am not joking!”
“Ohno! Stop humiliating me! I’m leaving NOW!”
“Jun STOP! TOMA STOP HIM! I’m Serious!” Ohno looked at the doctor pleading with his eyes, “I’m serious, seriously just check his pulse will ya?”
The doctor looked at Ohno for a while then as though to play along she grabbed Jun’s wrist. Her eyebrows scrunched together as she felt his pulse for a while and her eyes widened as if in horror.
“It is unusual...Ohno-kun why do you think he’s pregnant? It just as well could be anything else.”
“Well... he looks like my sister when she was pregnant.”
“YOU THINK I GOT PREGNANT JUST BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I LOOKED LIKE YOUR SISTER! SATOSHI I’M GONNA----
Toma grabbed Jun from behind and held onto him tightly. “Ohno-kun if this a joke then stop it because Jun is getting annoyed by it.”
“It isn’t a joke. We’ll need to go through an ultrasound before we are sure though.” The three looked at the doctor dumbstruck. Even Ohno seemed largely surprised his mouth hanging open in a comical ‘O’. If anyone was paying attention to Jun they would have noticed his temple twitching.
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“Matsumoto-san....” The doctor looked solemnly at him. “You’re pregnant.”
A comical, “Nooooooooooooooooo!” Would have been appropriate followed by him waking up on the floor of his bedroom flat on his ass. But neither happened.
He found he couldn’t talk as a hundred different questions erupted in his brain like fireworks. In the end he could say nothing.
“This is a miracle. I’ve never come across this theoretically or practically but it’s true. The ultrasound gave surprising results.”
Jun got up, dumbstruck and headed towards the door as though in a trance and Toma followed, “Matsumoto-san. There are a few things I need to tell you...Matsumoto-san? Matsumoto-san? At least tell me who the father is!”
But Jun had already left and Toma kept on following until Jun reached the car and stopped in front of it leaning against the door still in his trance. Toma hugged him. He couldn’t understand how Jun was feeling but it was probably not the best time to tell Jun that he was on seventh heaven. He hugged Jun who made no move to reciprocate.
Toma’s cell rang indicating a received message.
From: Ohno
There are things needed to be discussed about this and being pregnant and how to take care of Jun. You need to come back.
Sending back a text saying he’ll discuss it with the doctor later he forced Jun into the car and took the driver’s seat. The roar of the engine seemed to have broken Jun’s trance.
“IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU. YOU IDIOT! WHY ME??????”
Letting out a frustrated scream Jun buried his face in his hands while Toma drove in silence.
When they got back Jun was threatening to whine. Toma wondered how Jun can be so concerned about why it was not Toma who’s pregnant and not how the hell he even got pregnant.
Jun carried out his threat and started whining about how seme’s should not be pregnant and how Toma would make a better mother and whether there was anyway the baby could be transferred and whether it was a prank and finally ended in wishing that this baby never existed. That was the last straw for Toma. Thoroughly hurt by the last statement he grabbed Jun by his shoulder and fixed him a deathly glare.
Faced with Jun’s pathetic glance he could not keep it up for long. He finally resorted to kissing him; softly pressing their lips together. Jun responded immediately and Toma wrapped his arms around Jun as the latter gripped his shirt.
Toma slowly made to make Jun lie down on the couch, careful to avoid pressuring his stomach he whispered against Jun’s lips, “Our baby Jun...ours. Don’t care how or why but Jun, it’s ours...so don’t say you don’t want it.” He voice shuddered and his throat choked up with the overwhelming emotions and he panted slightly as his forehead rested against Jun’s.
Jun looked at him with an unfathomable expression before tilting his chin up and meeting Toma’s lips again. Toma shifted to have his knees on either side of Jun’s hips and his hands on the sides of Jun’s head as he deepened the kiss.
Their tongues met desperately as they poured their hearts out into the kiss and Toma barely refrained from spilling tears. As their lungs screamed for air Toma broke the kiss and kissed down Jun’s neck and down his chest and finally came to rest on Jun’s stomach. He lifted his head and pushed Jun’s shirt up. He caressed Jun’s stomach softly, his fingers leaving bare teasing touches and Jun whined.
“Don’t look at me like...that!” He hid his face in embarrassment. Toma finally kissed Jun’s stomach, long and slow and he felt the muscles of Jun’s stomach shudder and contract under his lips. Toma showered Jun’s stomach with butterfly kisses and finally pressed his cheek to it resting his head lightly on it. Toma’s breath shuddered as he let out a contented sigh.
“I love you.”
Jun curled his fingers into Toma’s hair and pulled comfortingly.
Chapter 3: I Don't Care How It Happened
Pairing: JunMa
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: It's all a figment of my twisted imagination
Jun looked warily around the clinic.
“Ohno...”
”Yes?” Ohno quietly countered from where he was filling in a application form with Jun’s details.
“Ohno...Why...”
“Why what?”
“WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN PREGNANT???????”
Ohno shushed him as everyone turned to stare at the troublemaker. Toma apologised to everyone and people gradually turning their heads away, a few not having managed to take their eyes off the handsome young man.
Ohno cleared his throat, “I think you’re pregnant.” He stated calmly undaunted by the incredulous look on Jun’s face.
Toma bit back the urge to burst out laughing and held back Jun’s fists sensing the urge to punch from his boyfriend. Jun took a deep breath and got up saying that he wouldn’t stand such humiliation. Ohno quickly caught his wrists and Jun looked as furious as he was a second ago.
Toma thought it best to intervene then, “Uh...Ohno-san. I think it’s quite impossible for Jun to be pregnant! No vagina, ovum, ovary or uterus. Completely not fit for fetus development.”
“I don’t care! All of it fits! I felt it in his pulse!” Jun and Toma fixed him a sceptic look.
Before either of the two could protest a lady had already called them in. Her face tired and bordering on annoyed.
The three, an odd group trudged into the doctor’s office at the expense of a very surprised doctor.
“I’m sorry sirs but you must bring the expecting mother with you for inspection.”
Ohno cleared his throat, “Actually the expecting mother is here.”
“Then bring her in.”
Ohno pushed Jun towards the doctor.
She looked questioningly at Jun, “Are you the father? You need to bring your wife.”
“Ano..” Ohno had spoken up again, “Actually that is the patient.”
The doctor stared at them dumbstruck, finally letting out low giggles before she erupted with loud laughter.
“Good one Ohno-dear you were always a joker.”
“I am not joking!”
“Ohno! Stop humiliating me! I’m leaving NOW!”
“Jun STOP! TOMA STOP HIM! I’m Serious!” Ohno looked at the doctor pleading with his eyes, “I’m serious, seriously just check his pulse will ya?”
The doctor looked at Ohno for a while then as though to play along she grabbed Jun’s wrist. Her eyebrows scrunched together as she felt his pulse for a while and her eyes widened as if in horror.
“It is unusual...Ohno-kun why do you think he’s pregnant? It just as well could be anything else.”
“Well... he looks like my sister when she was pregnant.”
“YOU THINK I GOT PREGNANT JUST BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I LOOKED LIKE YOUR SISTER! SATOSHI I’M GONNA----
Toma grabbed Jun from behind and held onto him tightly. “Ohno-kun if this a joke then stop it because Jun is getting annoyed by it.”
“It isn’t a joke. We’ll need to go through an ultrasound before we are sure though.” The three looked at the doctor dumbstruck. Even Ohno seemed largely surprised his mouth hanging open in a comical ‘O’. If anyone was paying attention to Jun they would have noticed his temple twitching.
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“Matsumoto-san....” The doctor looked solemnly at him. “You’re pregnant.”
A comical, “Nooooooooooooooooo!” Would have been appropriate followed by him waking up on the floor of his bedroom flat on his ass. But neither happened.
He found he couldn’t talk as a hundred different questions erupted in his brain like fireworks. In the end he could say nothing.
“This is a miracle. I’ve never come across this theoretically or practically but it’s true. The ultrasound gave surprising results.”
Jun got up, dumbstruck and headed towards the door as though in a trance and Toma followed, “Matsumoto-san. There are a few things I need to tell you...Matsumoto-san? Matsumoto-san? At least tell me who the father is!”
But Jun had already left and Toma kept on following until Jun reached the car and stopped in front of it leaning against the door still in his trance. Toma hugged him. He couldn’t understand how Jun was feeling but it was probably not the best time to tell Jun that he was on seventh heaven. He hugged Jun who made no move to reciprocate.
Toma’s cell rang indicating a received message.
From: Ohno
There are things needed to be discussed about this and being pregnant and how to take care of Jun. You need to come back.
Sending back a text saying he’ll discuss it with the doctor later he forced Jun into the car and took the driver’s seat. The roar of the engine seemed to have broken Jun’s trance.
“IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU. YOU IDIOT! WHY ME??????”
Letting out a frustrated scream Jun buried his face in his hands while Toma drove in silence.
When they got back Jun was threatening to whine. Toma wondered how Jun can be so concerned about why it was not Toma who’s pregnant and not how the hell he even got pregnant.
Jun carried out his threat and started whining about how seme’s should not be pregnant and how Toma would make a better mother and whether there was anyway the baby could be transferred and whether it was a prank and finally ended in wishing that this baby never existed. That was the last straw for Toma. Thoroughly hurt by the last statement he grabbed Jun by his shoulder and fixed him a deathly glare.
Faced with Jun’s pathetic glance he could not keep it up for long. He finally resorted to kissing him; softly pressing their lips together. Jun responded immediately and Toma wrapped his arms around Jun as the latter gripped his shirt.
Toma slowly made to make Jun lie down on the couch, careful to avoid pressuring his stomach he whispered against Jun’s lips, “Our baby Jun...ours. Don’t care how or why but Jun, it’s ours...so don’t say you don’t want it.” He voice shuddered and his throat choked up with the overwhelming emotions and he panted slightly as his forehead rested against Jun’s.
Jun looked at him with an unfathomable expression before tilting his chin up and meeting Toma’s lips again. Toma shifted to have his knees on either side of Jun’s hips and his hands on the sides of Jun’s head as he deepened the kiss.
Their tongues met desperately as they poured their hearts out into the kiss and Toma barely refrained from spilling tears. As their lungs screamed for air Toma broke the kiss and kissed down Jun’s neck and down his chest and finally came to rest on Jun’s stomach. He lifted his head and pushed Jun’s shirt up. He caressed Jun’s stomach softly, his fingers leaving bare teasing touches and Jun whined.
“Don’t look at me like...that!” He hid his face in embarrassment. Toma finally kissed Jun’s stomach, long and slow and he felt the muscles of Jun’s stomach shudder and contract under his lips. Toma showered Jun’s stomach with butterfly kisses and finally pressed his cheek to it resting his head lightly on it. Toma’s breath shuddered as he let out a contented sigh.
“I love you.”
Jun curled his fingers into Toma’s hair and pulled comfortingly.