It Should Have Been You! Baka!
Title: It Should Have Been You! Baka!
Chapter 4: My Baby Is Not Marrying Aiba!
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Junma
Disclaimer: Figments of My Imagination
Warning: MPREG!
Notes: My Partner in Crime ecyojn. This chapter is open since I believe it wasn't too creepy ^_^. I think it can also be read as a one-shot
“Tadaima.”
“IKUTA TOMA DAMN YOU AND YOUR...your...YOUR POWERFUL SPERMS!”
Toma walked into his home to a less than enthusiastic greeting and a pillow thrown at his face. Then again Jun tended to do that even when he was not pregnant. It’s just that his sperms had always been spared the wrath.
“I love you.” He replied devoid of emotion almost like he was saying ‘buzz off I’m tired” but Jun didn’t take the hint and hit him with another pillow. He picked both up from the floor and when he looked at Jun his annoyance faded. His lips curled into a smile of its own record as he saw his little wifey in grey sweats and a loose purple tee.
He tried to force Jun into his arms and managed to brush his lips across a bony cheek before Jun pushed him away with a melodramatic, “Don’t look at me!” With utter sadness lacing the edges of his voice Jun dropped down onto the sofa hiding his face in the armrest in what he claimed to be his ‘I’m ashamed’ position.
“Honey, what happened? Did you run out of food? Or drinks? Are you horny?”
Jun lifted his head slowly from the armrest to throw him a dirty look before he dropped his head back onto it, “You’d want that, wouldn’t you?”
Toma kissed the top of his hair and gripped Jun’s shoulder rubbing them comfortingly, “What’s wrong, baby?”
Jun finally got up and turned around in Toma’s arm, clutching his arms tightly as his eyes teared up, “You’ll never leave me, will you?”
“Oh baby, of course not!” He hugged Jun tightly before sliding his hands under his shirt and caressing the smooth skin of Jun’s stomach. Since a month had passed since the whole ordeal started Toma tried to delude himself into thinking that Jun’s stomach was starting to bulge although there were as yet no visible signs of it. He ran his across the smooth skin trying to tell himself that he felt a bump there.
Jun’s eyes watered and Toma cupped his face and kissed them away, “What’s wrong?” He asked gently trying to coax Jun into telling him. He kissed him hoping it would calm Jun down.
Ohno, their unofficial midwife, suddenly appeared from their bedroom, “He gained two pounds.”
Toma broke the kiss suddenly, “Oh GOD JUN!” He couldn’t help feeling angry. He was so worried. He had focussed all his energy into making him feel better. But dammit two pounds did not need so much intense attention!
But Jun was really crying, hiding his face in shame, “See Ohno, told you he would hate me for it.”
For a moment Toma had no idea how to react to something like that. He wanted to laugh and yet join Jun in crying at the same time. Really it was getting frustrating.
“I’m off.” The impromptu midwife sounded from the doorway, “Make him eat before he kills himself or worse the baby.”
“Ohno-kun please stay!” Toma begged lost. Not only had he no idea at handling expecting mothers, he was completely lost when it came to an expecting Jun.
“If I listen to him ranting about how he’s ugly I’ll scream.” Ohno replied calmly before slamming the door behind him. Toma looked at Jun in trepidation.
Jun’s face was still hidden behind his hands. Toma joined him in the couch with a long sigh. He needed a bath and Jun naked in his bed. But okay life was not fair.
“Jun you’re not ugly.”
“Well duh! But I’m fat!”
“You’re not fat either! In fact you’re thinner than before! The added weight is the baby.”
“But this baby! Oh my god WHY ME?”
“Yes yes, I get it why me why not you. You’re the uke here. We’ve been through all that.”
“No...” Tears glistened in Jun’s eyes, “I’m glad to have borne your child, remember me through it when I’m gone.”
“When You’re gone?”
Jun nodded, “Yes. But promise me one thing. Make sure...make sure that our baby doesn’t get married to Aiba!”
“Yes Jun I...WHAT? WHY WOULD OUR BABY MARRY AIBA? HE’S OLDER THAN US!!!!”
“Well after it kills me and I bleed to death and broken bones, our baby will grow up and become Aiba’s soulmate. But Toma I won’t have it!” Toma’s eyes twitched. He had no idea how o handle something like this.
Excusing himself he ran to the bathroom and dialled Ohno’s number.
“Ohno-kun.”
“Yes?”
“I don’t think Jun is pregnant!”
“What?”
“Jun isn’t pregnant. He’s Just CRAZY! Ohno-kun what if he kills me?” Toma whispered urgently.
“Strip.”
“Huh?”
“Just strip and he’ll be too horny to kill you.”
“Oh...good idea. But what do I do to make him better.”
“Are you sure Jun lost his mind?”
“I’m positive.”
“Then you should confront him about it.”
“Okay!”
With new found confidence Toma went back into the living room. Jun was still sitting there reading a book.
“Jun, honey?” He called tentatively.
Jun looked up from his book, “Yes?”
“Honey, you won’t die.”
“But Toma it is unheard of for a man to get pregnant. Where will this baby come out from, huh? It’s just doing to grow bigger and bigger till I burst. But Toma please I beg you don’t let it marry Aiba. Even Kame would do, though I would much prefer those Hey!Say! Kids or Nakayama Yuma.”
“What are you blabbering about Jun. YOU WON’T DIE!”
“I will.”
“Jun you...” Toma’s eyes fell on the book in Jun’s hand. “Are you...ARE YOU READING TWILIGHT?!???”
Jun huffed in indignation, “Actually it’s Breaking Dawn.”
“Jun don’t tell me you’re uncanny behaviour is due to that book!”
“It’s due to your evil sperms!” Jun jumped off the couch and glared at him
“My sperms have perfectly good intentions!”
“But it is turning into a baby that will KILL ME.” Jun stalked up to Toma with his deadly glare
“OH JUN YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE!” He was feeling so frustrated at this argument.
“MY TUMMY WILL BURST AND THIS BABY WILL MARRY AIBA!”
“IT WILL NOT MARRY---OH JUN---NONE OF THAT WILL HAPPEN! THAT BOOK IS FICTION!”
“HOW WOULD YOU KNOW NONE OF IT WILL HAPPEN? YOU’RE NOT EVEN HOME MOST OF THE TIME!”
“I’M NOT HOME BECAU-because....Jun do...do you want me to take a vacation?”
Jun unclenched his fists and hugged Toma, “Oh Toma you don’t have to but since you’re insisting so much then you can take a vacation, I have no problem.” He rested his head on one shoulder and caressed the other lovingly.
Toma couldn’t help but chuckle....Oh Jun all you had to do was ask.
Chapter 4: My Baby Is Not Marrying Aiba!
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Junma
Disclaimer: Figments of My Imagination
Warning: MPREG!
Notes: My Partner in Crime ecyojn. This chapter is open since I believe it wasn't too creepy ^_^. I think it can also be read as a one-shot
“Tadaima.”
“IKUTA TOMA DAMN YOU AND YOUR...your...YOUR POWERFUL SPERMS!”
Toma walked into his home to a less than enthusiastic greeting and a pillow thrown at his face. Then again Jun tended to do that even when he was not pregnant. It’s just that his sperms had always been spared the wrath.
“I love you.” He replied devoid of emotion almost like he was saying ‘buzz off I’m tired” but Jun didn’t take the hint and hit him with another pillow. He picked both up from the floor and when he looked at Jun his annoyance faded. His lips curled into a smile of its own record as he saw his little wifey in grey sweats and a loose purple tee.
He tried to force Jun into his arms and managed to brush his lips across a bony cheek before Jun pushed him away with a melodramatic, “Don’t look at me!” With utter sadness lacing the edges of his voice Jun dropped down onto the sofa hiding his face in the armrest in what he claimed to be his ‘I’m ashamed’ position.
“Honey, what happened? Did you run out of food? Or drinks? Are you horny?”
Jun lifted his head slowly from the armrest to throw him a dirty look before he dropped his head back onto it, “You’d want that, wouldn’t you?”
Toma kissed the top of his hair and gripped Jun’s shoulder rubbing them comfortingly, “What’s wrong, baby?”
Jun finally got up and turned around in Toma’s arm, clutching his arms tightly as his eyes teared up, “You’ll never leave me, will you?”
“Oh baby, of course not!” He hugged Jun tightly before sliding his hands under his shirt and caressing the smooth skin of Jun’s stomach. Since a month had passed since the whole ordeal started Toma tried to delude himself into thinking that Jun’s stomach was starting to bulge although there were as yet no visible signs of it. He ran his across the smooth skin trying to tell himself that he felt a bump there.
Jun’s eyes watered and Toma cupped his face and kissed them away, “What’s wrong?” He asked gently trying to coax Jun into telling him. He kissed him hoping it would calm Jun down.
Ohno, their unofficial midwife, suddenly appeared from their bedroom, “He gained two pounds.”
Toma broke the kiss suddenly, “Oh GOD JUN!” He couldn’t help feeling angry. He was so worried. He had focussed all his energy into making him feel better. But dammit two pounds did not need so much intense attention!
But Jun was really crying, hiding his face in shame, “See Ohno, told you he would hate me for it.”
For a moment Toma had no idea how to react to something like that. He wanted to laugh and yet join Jun in crying at the same time. Really it was getting frustrating.
“I’m off.” The impromptu midwife sounded from the doorway, “Make him eat before he kills himself or worse the baby.”
“Ohno-kun please stay!” Toma begged lost. Not only had he no idea at handling expecting mothers, he was completely lost when it came to an expecting Jun.
“If I listen to him ranting about how he’s ugly I’ll scream.” Ohno replied calmly before slamming the door behind him. Toma looked at Jun in trepidation.
Jun’s face was still hidden behind his hands. Toma joined him in the couch with a long sigh. He needed a bath and Jun naked in his bed. But okay life was not fair.
“Jun you’re not ugly.”
“Well duh! But I’m fat!”
“You’re not fat either! In fact you’re thinner than before! The added weight is the baby.”
“But this baby! Oh my god WHY ME?”
“Yes yes, I get it why me why not you. You’re the uke here. We’ve been through all that.”
“No...” Tears glistened in Jun’s eyes, “I’m glad to have borne your child, remember me through it when I’m gone.”
“When You’re gone?”
Jun nodded, “Yes. But promise me one thing. Make sure...make sure that our baby doesn’t get married to Aiba!”
“Yes Jun I...WHAT? WHY WOULD OUR BABY MARRY AIBA? HE’S OLDER THAN US!!!!”
“Well after it kills me and I bleed to death and broken bones, our baby will grow up and become Aiba’s soulmate. But Toma I won’t have it!” Toma’s eyes twitched. He had no idea how o handle something like this.
Excusing himself he ran to the bathroom and dialled Ohno’s number.
“Ohno-kun.”
“Yes?”
“I don’t think Jun is pregnant!”
“What?”
“Jun isn’t pregnant. He’s Just CRAZY! Ohno-kun what if he kills me?” Toma whispered urgently.
“Strip.”
“Huh?”
“Just strip and he’ll be too horny to kill you.”
“Oh...good idea. But what do I do to make him better.”
“Are you sure Jun lost his mind?”
“I’m positive.”
“Then you should confront him about it.”
“Okay!”
With new found confidence Toma went back into the living room. Jun was still sitting there reading a book.
“Jun, honey?” He called tentatively.
Jun looked up from his book, “Yes?”
“Honey, you won’t die.”
“But Toma it is unheard of for a man to get pregnant. Where will this baby come out from, huh? It’s just doing to grow bigger and bigger till I burst. But Toma please I beg you don’t let it marry Aiba. Even Kame would do, though I would much prefer those Hey!Say! Kids or Nakayama Yuma.”
“What are you blabbering about Jun. YOU WON’T DIE!”
“I will.”
“Jun you...” Toma’s eyes fell on the book in Jun’s hand. “Are you...ARE YOU READING TWILIGHT?!???”
Jun huffed in indignation, “Actually it’s Breaking Dawn.”
“Jun don’t tell me you’re uncanny behaviour is due to that book!”
“It’s due to your evil sperms!” Jun jumped off the couch and glared at him
“My sperms have perfectly good intentions!”
“But it is turning into a baby that will KILL ME.” Jun stalked up to Toma with his deadly glare
“OH JUN YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE!” He was feeling so frustrated at this argument.
“MY TUMMY WILL BURST AND THIS BABY WILL MARRY AIBA!”
“IT WILL NOT MARRY---OH JUN---NONE OF THAT WILL HAPPEN! THAT BOOK IS FICTION!”
“HOW WOULD YOU KNOW NONE OF IT WILL HAPPEN? YOU’RE NOT EVEN HOME MOST OF THE TIME!”
“I’M NOT HOME BECAU-because....Jun do...do you want me to take a vacation?”
Jun unclenched his fists and hugged Toma, “Oh Toma you don’t have to but since you’re insisting so much then you can take a vacation, I have no problem.” He rested his head on one shoulder and caressed the other lovingly.
Toma couldn’t help but chuckle....Oh Jun all you had to do was ask.