One At A Time Please

May 17, 2010 22:33

Title: One At A Time Please
Pairing: Ohmiya
Rating: PG-13 (innuendos and disturbing convos)
Disclaimer: I hope for the sake of everyone's sanity nothing like this really happened.
Summary: Ohno converses with different parts of his body about Nino and comes to startling conclusions.



It took Nino two weeks after debuting to decide he’s in love with Ohno’s fluffy behind.

It takes two more months for Ohno to notice Nino’s invasion of his privacy or at least that of his rear.

It takes another two hours to realize that Ohno actually likes that hand that doesn’t care for his personal comfort or space.

It takes another day though for Ohno to realize that he’s in love with Nino.

Another three days of thinking-a particular challenging task for the older boy- to realize that there’s absolutely no reason other than that inquisitive-for-no-apparent-reason hand for him to even communicate with the person he’s in love with.

In fact whatever he knows about Nino are due to close observation masked with clever spaced out expressions and eavesdropping on Nino’s conversations with the other members (which wasn’t too hard since Nino would sit close to him anyway)

Ohno was quiet in general but he couldn’t help ask his ass one day.

“Do you love Nino or do I?”

He didn’t hear a voice answer him out loud but something in his veins, no in the beating of his heart told him ‘both of us’

And even though that day Ohno knew what his ass and heart wanted, his mind was still unsettled. Ohno felt physically tired at the apparent separation of thought concerning the different parts of his presence.

In the end his mind did agree that Ohno fully (ass and all) wants Nino, loves Nino (probably) but then again one problem solved always lead to another and now his brain badgered him on whether Nino loved him.

His ass would nod vigorously, thoroughly satisfied at the treatment it was getting but this time his heart clenched unsurely just as his brain tittered and whizzed in his head uncomfortably.

A startling revelation came a week later; Ohno’s cock wanted a part in this debate as well.

He wouldn’t mind the participation of his body parts, in fact he had hoped all parts of his body would help him decide as a whole. But Ohno’s cock was posing a problem in the fact that it was an extremely obvious and visible appendage. It’s intentions whenever it stood (and it tended to do that a lot lately when Nino was around or at least traipsing the corners of his mind) it’s implications spoke volumes to everyone who would see it.

Ohno asked his cock why it couldn’t be as well behaved as his ass which would tingle most invisibly. His cock twitched pathetically in a failed apology. Ohno sighed and stroked it.

As Ohno’s cock and ass suddenly decided to join in an alliance in making Ohno’s life miserable (Under law of this treaty whenever Nino touched Ohno’s ass his cock would stand) Nino’s eyes narrowed further and further, catching onto Ohno’s (or as Ohno would accuse) his cock’s intentions.

After another mumbled shout-match-half muffled groan session with his cock Ohno opened his stall door to a Nino with arms crossed looking positively irked.

‘Oh-chan...Were you talking to your crotch?”

Normally, in situations dealing with the average citizen such an accusation would be denied but Ohno or rather his brain found it very tiresome to lie and then uphold it. In a way Ohno (or rather his brain) knew Nino knew and the brat (a very cute sexy and sex-able one at that) would prod him until he relented.

“Did you hear our conversation?”

Nino gulped not expecting Ohno to use the ‘answer with a question’ trick.

“Yeah.”

“Oh.” Ohno scratched his head, it might have been embarrassedly but most probably because his head was just itching.

“So, what were you talking about?” Nino rocked back and forth looking uncomfortable but determined to stretch this out.

“You heard, so you tell me. I have kind of forgotten.”

Nino was panicking inside, since when had Ohno become so smart?

Or he might have really forgotten, Nino tried to suppress his disappointment.

“I think either of you might have mentioned me...” Great now Nino was addressing Ohno’s crotch as a separate entity.

“Both of us did.”

“Yeah and maybe you might have mentioned tying my hands.”

Ohno had the audacity to grin, “My cock wanted to feel your mouth.”

Coming from Ohno that did not sound perverted at all. He was showcasing as much excitement as he would when they were going for ramen which was lower than most normal people but high for Ohno’s standard, very mild for drunk Ohno standard though but Nino doubted Ohno was drunk.

He was spacing out though, Nino realized after a minute that Ohno was staring at him. And it annoyed him that he was getting so worked up.

He lurched at Ohno killing four birds in a row:

1) Push him back inside the cubicle
2) Shut the cubicle door
3) Lock the cubicle door
4) Pin Ohno to the wall

Ohno looked unfazed but Nino felt the other’s excited appendage against his thigh.

Nino couldn’t help but ravish the older man’s lips, wanting him as excited as his lower body. Nino retracted happier at seeing Ohno looking ravished if not more excited.

Nino realized he was panting too when his words came out in short gasps, “So, would your cock like to play with mine?”

“No.” Nino froze internally promising to kill Ohno if he backs out now.

But Ohno grinned his cheeky, defiant grin before planting a chaste kiss across Nino’s lips parted in surprise. (and maybe lotlittle bit of want)

“My ass would.” After all it was the first part of Ohno that started loving Nino.

Nino’s smirk was positively evil (and deliriously happy) as he turned Ohno around.

“Gladly.” After all that was the part of Ohno that Nino fell in love with; love at first sight.

Nino’s cock twitched its agreement.

*A/N : DONT ASK! Where this came from!!

p: ohmiya, l: oneshot

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