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[kleenexwoman]

I am linking you to these because they made me laugh until I puked, and I want to share that feeling.

FIRST ONE!
I'm a spy. A secret agent. I used to get paid to leap out of burning planes on jet skis while maintaining perfectly styled hair. I used to wear a tuxedo even when I was showering. I loved it.

SECOND ONE, PART ONE!
I'm a secret

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[drworm]

"Well, what's S.K.U.L.L.Z. up to these days?" I say.

"Oh those guys?" he says. "They finally broke up the group a couple months ago. Realized they hadn't come up with a decent evil plan in ten years and packed it in."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Also, the ending to part two is unfairly adorable.

[kleenexwoman]

I know, isn't it? It's like the Venture Brothers finally settled into a comfortable middle age. I am shipping it a little.

(I forgot to reply before)

[drworm]

Oh, I was totally shipping it. Hells yes.