Fake Episode Synopsis: "The Sweets to the Sweet Affair"

[kleenexwoman]

Note: Okay, drworm and I have this imaginary alternate universe where James Dean never died. This is an episode synopsis from that imaginary alternate universe.

Man From U.N.C.L.E. episode: "The Sweets to the Sweet Affair", guest-starring James Dean and Martin Landau [as the bad guys. Natch]

Comments

[kanders07]

OMG this is funny. I don't think my blood sugar will recover tho.

[kleenexwoman]

Thank you! *offers you Metformin for the blood sugar*

[sir_dave]

THRUSH always makes me think of something my ex wife suffered with ---

I quite like this :) But they got me forty years ago, and I don't want to stop eating sweets ---

[kleenexwoman]

THRUSH always makes me think of something my ex wife suffered with
Whoa, I almost don't know if that's TMI or not.

[sir_dave]

Aka cystitis.

[kleenexwoman]

D:

Is this another British/English vocabulary difference, or something? Wikipedia says it's Candidiasis, which is basically just a yeast infection that can spread to the mouth.

ETA: Which can cause cystitis. Mystery solved!

[frau_flora]

There should be close-ups of him sucking on a candy cane, getting his mouth all red from the candy dye.

Drooool!

And fondant, the kind you get in Cadbury's cream eggs. YES.

Now this is truly pornographic. And it hurts my feelings since we don't get them in Germany. There should be a warning for explicit and disturbing depiction of candy! :-D

[kleenexwoman]

Awww, man, no country should be without Cadbury's Cream Eggs. :(

[drworm]

Now you (or both of us) just need to finish the genderswitch ep, wherein we objectify Napoleon, and thus keep the balance. :D

[kleenexwoman]

Yes, totally.

This fandom just needs moar genderswaps.