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[kievianrus]

As pictures of RV doing weird faces are acceptable here, I submit this screencap for consideration. It really needs a caption if any one can come up with a good one.

Comments

[kanders07]

A caption? Okay, I'll give it a try.

"Hey Illya, look at this. There's even a place for extra condoms here."

Sorry I just couldn't resist.
Peace

[kievianrus]

Oh dear, that is just so horrible that it is wonderful. Thanks.

[drworm]

He looks so excited! :D Whereas Illya sort of looks like a long-suffering space cadet.

IDK MY BFF ILLYA?

[kleenexwoman]

Napoleon: "Aww, look, Illya, she said "ILU" and sent me a winking face!"

Illya: *silently tallies UNCLE's monthly text-messaging bill*

Re: IDK MY BFF ILLYA?

[kievianrus]

Oh, very funny.
P.S. What does your icon say?

:D I have been waiting for someone to ask that, you have no idea

[kleenexwoman]

Euphemistically, it means "Stick it where the sun don't shine." (An Illya giving the finger seemed to require the caption, although the corresponding gesture is different in Russian culture.) However, a friend of mine who actually speaks Russian told me that the literal translation involves "offering the offended a 'dick with vegetable oil'", which I thought was simultaneously too hilarious and too homoerotic to not use. :)

Re: :D I have been waiting for someone to ask that, you have no idea

[kievianrus]

That is hilarious. There is certainly something to be said for literal translations. One German-Russian insult that my grandmother told me about, "henna hausen dreck putzer" though I may have "henna" spelled wrong and I confess to using high German spellings for the other parts, translates literally as "chicken house dirt cleaner."