Newspaper Articles After I'm Dead-a schizophrenic note left on my porch(xposted all over the place)

[thslpr]

"In this next song, she doesn't say 'Jesus Christ' but instead says 'that Man' and you have to wonder if she means Jesus Christ or someone like Mick Jagger walking up to you and assaulting you forever." - Crazy DVD Man

Today after grabbing the mail I saw what looked like a CD wrapped in saran wrap on the porch, so I grabbed it thinking it was a CD

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The CD & Note

[anonymous]

One week ago, my wife found exactly the same notes and CD on our lawn, just as you described. However, we live in Wilmington Delaware. It took a lot of searching to find you. Have you found out anything else about this guy? By the way, the singer he keeps referring to is Evie Tornquist-karlsson.

The CD & Note

[anonymous]

Resolved and tacked it down… It was a copycat based on your original posting. Within 99.999% certainty it was DJ_23 who has canceled his account and was playing a joke. Read your profile and journal, and I hope that everything comes together in your life. Please believe in yourself, be positive, and do good deeds for other people, and good things will come your way.