Who would win in a fight?

Aug 05, 2005 18:28

Mr. Clean or the Brawny Guy?

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Mr. Clean Mr. Clean qfish August 6 2005, 01:13:01 UTC
In honor of my former roommate, I must say Mr. Clean given the power of the bald. Also, Brawny is about 16 years the junior of Mr. Clean, having been created in 1974 and 1958 respectively. Since each has been very active over this time, and neither is over 50, the age at which humans start suffering from age deterioration according to GURPS rules, it is fair to say that assuming a similar initial power level, Mr. Clean should be stronger by experience. Although considering that Proctor and Gamble, creator of Mr. Clean, is about 90 years older than Georgia Pacific, creator of Brawny, has a higher stock price, 54.10 on a volume of over 8 million versus 33.40 on a volume of 1 million than Georgia Pacific, and actually made money, 4 billion in income versus 700 million in loss in 2002, I'm not certain it is fair to assume that they were started on the same character point total. Also, it should be noted that according to the Brawny website, the device he is carrying is not an axe, but some other sort of logging tool, probably best ( ... )

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bohemienne August 6 2005, 01:40:38 UTC
Totally Mr. Clean--who is known as Mr. Proper in Russia. :P

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lordfunkenstein August 6 2005, 06:33:51 UTC
Brawny Guy he's not bald. Bald guys can't even grow hair.

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jennybunny August 6 2005, 14:45:38 UTC
Brawny guy would totally win. Beat-the-shit-out-of-the-wilderness strength is more effective in a fight than scrub-the-hell-out-of-the-cat-puke-stain strength.

I thought I saw you the other day. I thought 'JAMES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN A BAR!?!?!' and then saw that this guy was clearly not the type to read League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

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thucyditron August 6 2005, 17:12:27 UTC
No I have not been in any bars recently. I've stopped all that now. I'm in a twelve step. I will be moving to Norman the 14th and starting law school. Ryan Reaves is starting OU Law at the same time and keeps offering to be my drinking buddy.

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thucyditron August 6 2005, 17:14:43 UTC
I'm inclined to go Mr. Clean. He seems like an ex-Navy guy who killed lots of Japs in the war.

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lordfunkenstein August 7 2005, 07:14:56 UTC
Navyman, earring.... hmmm.... Hey Sailor you're fab-u-lous!

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