TURKISCUIT!!!

[thug_a_luv]

I didn't eat enough tonight at dinner. So I made the nice house elf bring me food. It's a very nice house elf. It got me turkey legs AND chocolate biscuits! And then he even fed them to me! AT THE SAME TIME!!! So now I'm covered in chocolate and turkey grease and I've never been happier in my WHOLE LIFE! It's so yummy! And I'm glad that Dobby was

Comments

[cunning_malfoy]

Goyle, you're extremely entertaining, did you know that? You can base an entire journal entry on mixing turkey and chocolate together... unbelievably disgusting, that is.

... Wait, Dobby? Is he here? Where is he? And don't you dare make him lick all that crap off you, Goyle, I forbid you to harass my former house elf!

[thug_a_luv]

I do my best to please you, Draco! Have you ever tried mixing turkey and chocolate together? You shouldn't judge what you haven't tried!
Dobby says that you aren't his master anymore and that he is free to make his own choices, Draco! If he wants to lick chocolate and turkey grease off of me then that is his choice!

[tornprinceharry]

Er, right, Goyle? I'm going to have to ask Dobby to stay away from you if you don't stop with the licking. And he listens to me.

[thug_a_luv]

Dobby's my friend now, too! I won't force him to do anything he doesn't want to, of course! I'm not mean like that. Besides... you're the one who's icon is always wanting to lick people!!!

[luscious_m]

No-

LICKING!!!

[thug_a_luv]

But licking is fun, Mr. Malfoy!

[luscious_m]

I KNOW that, Goyle, but you... and DOBBY!

[thug_a_luv]

There's nothing wrong with Dobby! He's very nice!

[glower_power1]

Goyle! You are a disgrace to Slytherin House! Honestly, must you use a house elf to satisfy your... needs? Can't you find yourself in the company of more intelligent (and human) beings? If you continue this atrocious behavior I will be forced to take points!

[thug_a_luv]

All of the other people I asked before didn't want to come sleep with me... It was really sad. But Dobby is sooo nice! He's my friend!

[justinffhp]

I agree with Professor Snape. Find someone Goyle...trust me, there is someone for everyone. Even you.

[thug_a_luv]

Are you my someone, Finch-errr...Fletch...wait...I'll remember it... umm... anyway, are you my someone? I'll share my turkiscuit with you!