FOOOOD!!!

[thug_a_luv]

We had classes today. Why is school so hard? I never can understand!
We also had food today! It was really good food! Not as good as at the feast but it was still good. The Weasel boy says he likes turkey and biscuits, too! Hooray! He can be my friend and we can eat food together! Maybe he'll even come sleep with me... Crabbe is being mean. He says

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[cunning_malfoy]

Goyle, sorry to break it to you, but Weasley wouldn't sleep with you. Eat with you, possibly, but not sleep.

[thug_a_luv]

Would you sleep with me, Draco?

[cunning_malfoy]

Fuck, no! You'd crush me!

[thug_a_luv]

You can sleep on top. And then everything's happy!

[tornprinceharry]

Er, I'd have to agree with Malfoy, Goyle. I don't think Ron wants to sleep with you. He did seem rather fond of your...turkiscuits though.

[thug_a_luv]

Are you going to tell me that you don't want to come sleep with me, either, Potter? No one wants to come sleep with me... I'm all alone with my turkiscuits!

[tornprinceharry]

Er, no Goyle, I don't want to come sleep with you. I'd rather sleep with someone else.

Perhaps you should just stick with your turkiscuits, yeah?

[thug_a_luv]

But they're not very cuddly...

[crimson_keeper]

Bloody Hell, Goyle! I will not sleep with you. I will eat with you, though. You have great taste in food.

[thug_a_luv]

Alright. At least you'll eat with me... That makes me happy! Maybe once you realize how cuddly I can be then you'll sleep with me.