This would make good reality TV

[thundercum]

OK, so I plan on spending the next year as a single woman and being ultra-picky about who I go out with. I'm sure I'll have to go through a lot of oysters to find a pearl or two... This Hot or Not site is certainly busy and I've had to weed through about 15 men now in the preliminary round. There's some f'd up shit out there

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[thundercum]

Check my latest post to drive that point home..

[sabrarosa]

You need to post that! It would be hilarious! And yes, there are a lot of duds out there. Sad but true.

[haaz]

Duds? DUDS?! Bayyybuh, you means, a lotta STUDS out there! BoooYAH!

;-D

[sabrarosa]

Well there's a few of those too but no, I meant duds. *L*

[haaz]

Oh, my goodness are there ever....

"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO??" this one typed at me.... "CAN WE TALK???????????"

"Well," I'd like to say, "if you would learn to turn your caps lock key OFF, and not to hold down the key for minutes at a time, YES!#@" :D

[swimmike]

Good thing Im not buff and muscular...

[thundercum]

Damn straight!

[duckdodgers75]

How bout slightly muscular and badly in need of a good buffing?

[mycroftxxx]

What are you looking for, specifically? Another husband? Wild fuckery? A moneybag? Someone to go do things with that also has a convenient set of genitals for when you want to stay home?

[thundercum]

I am looking for someone to go out on the town with every once in a while. I am man shopping, and eventually I will want a relationship again. But for now, I just want to step out a little bit. I don't need a moneybag, and I have plenty of wild fuckery I can call on if needed. I've never had a husband, and I don't really want one.. So your last option is about the closest to what I have in mind.

[scarybaldguy]

Don't forget the ability to keep your motorcycle running. ;)

[thundercum]

I think I have to sell her. She's too high-maintenance and I don't know how to give her the care she deserves :-( I am sad!!