zombie plan III:operation annihilation

[thunderloin]

listen up minions. they're coming, deal with it. let's get right to it. being that zombies are undead, they have a very slow metabolism. hear me out. this means they probably only feed about once a month. this gives us an opportunity to let them eat, then kill the full bellied devil's at our leisure. this is what i propose. take all the

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[bad_skippy]

Ewww...I so do not want zombie ashes all over my s'mores. That's just icky. Even the nuggets say it's icky. It's so icky that now they're perturbed and gnawing on my spleen. I have spleen damage now and it's all your fault. You should come over and teach the spawn how to play soccer to make it up to me.

[stargazer8386]

i like ihop...

[thesuperpuffkin]

I think that there is a flaw in your plan. I think that zombies eat all the time. Like beagles... they don't know when to stop. Also, If the zombies come, I am sure that IHOP will be on the top of their list of places to eat people first... I mean, who wouldn't love to eat brains with blueberry syrup on them??

mmmmm... syrup brains.....

dick

[thunderloin]

this isn't even my real zombie plan. you just had to shoot holes in it, and chuckled the whole time i'm sure. i keep my real zombie plan in a lock box hidden somewhere very, very secure. and i'm not sure i'll share it with you now.

Douche Bag

[thesuperpuffkin]

Fine..... You are no longer welcome to my half of the Dunckel Machettes (total:3). You have to share Duane's Three Machettes. That is If I don't Karate Chop your a** first.

Re: Douche Bag

[thunderloin]

fine