I'm okay with it as long as I die before I get eaten. As my friends, I would hope that yall put me out of my misery before I ever get bit. Do this...and I will pray for your forgiveness.
Whoo...Good thing i'm a heathen, otherwise I might have got stuck doing Zombie-Bait Duty.
And I'm all set for hiding out until rescue. I've got that up-stairs room that can only be accessed by a ladder. Unfortunately, this is bad news for Doggle whose ladder climbing skills are a little nonexistant. Also bad news for the hubby who's never-ending WoW playing has pissed me off and thus he'll be sacrificed to the zombies so I can make good my escape when you show up.
it's a nice thoughtthunderloinDecember 31 2006, 18:11:41 UTC
but it wouldn't be practical. you would have to get very close to the ghouls in order to shoot paul in the head. the noise would attract their attention and it could jeopardize not only your safety, but also the integrity of the plan.
Re: it's a nice thoughtthesuperpuffkinJanuary 2 2007, 23:57:47 UTC
Yeah... Maybe we could just put a bomb detinator in Paul's hand, so once he is getting good and knawed on he can blow them up. We will have a back-up detonator just in case Paul dies too quickly.
I wonder if blowing up the undead counts against that "You shall not Kill" thing since they are technically not alive, but they also aren't dead..... hmmm... If so, Maybe Paul should not have a detonator since it could f*ck up his chances to get into heaven.
That call rests on your shoulders, Mr. Town, Since this is your zombie plan
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And I'm all set for hiding out until rescue. I've got that up-stairs room that can only be accessed by a ladder. Unfortunately, this is bad news for Doggle whose ladder climbing skills are a little nonexistant. Also bad news for the hubby who's never-ending WoW playing has pissed me off and thus he'll be sacrificed to the zombies so I can make good my escape when you show up.
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Oh, and I think you have to be alive for the zombies to want to eat you, Paul. We can shoot you in the head once they start chewing if you would like.
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I wonder if blowing up the undead counts against that "You shall not Kill" thing since they are technically not alive, but they also aren't dead..... hmmm... If so, Maybe Paul should not have a detonator since it could f*ck up his chances to get into heaven.
That call rests on your shoulders, Mr. Town, Since this is your zombie plan
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