Comments | thunderloin: duck i says

thunderloin

duck i says

Feb 23, 2007 15:14

took my brother in law for his butt check at the hospital yesterday. i've been drinking protein shakes while i've been working out, and now i have discovered the joy of explosive diarrhea. i was nearly late to pick him up because i couldn't get off the terlet. i stopped at the store to get a coke, because i thought coke was good for soothing the ( Read more... )

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lividsquid316 February 23 2007, 21:21:13 UTC

If you were any other man, I would kill you on the can.

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha... cateye_gal February 23 2007, 21:22:31 UTC

I do feel your pain. I'm sorry you had the hershey squirts... but that is really funny and I laughed out loud at work. That story made my afternoon. You're awesome. That's the best line to start your story... hahaha

theamazingidiot February 23 2007, 22:04:15 UTC

You shoulda just done what I did at Dirtfest a couple years ago. The toilet was overflown so I used the trash can. When a guy came in to use the stall, he was waiting for me. As I was washing my hands he came out with a look of disgust on my face. I say "Oh, I didn't do that in the toilet, it was already there so I just used the trash can." He made his face even uglier then pretty much ran out of the bathroom.

Embarassment is all in the mind. I had to shit, I did what I did. Quit being a sissy Nate, we all have to poop sometimes.

lividsquid316 February 24 2007, 00:19:07 UTC

Good advice, Tommy, but I can't help but be a little wary...I mean, how many times have you been found on the toilet passed out after a long night of drinking?

Oh well...I guess you're not embarassed to poo when you have to poo.

theamazingidiot February 25 2007, 00:12:47 UTC

how many times? lol too many. even last night.

bad_skippy February 23 2007, 22:18:15 UTC

Oh gee, nothing brings more joy to my life than embarassing exploding arse stories. Especially exploding arse stories that involve my brother doing the clenched sphincter trot. Not that I can laugh, there's something about meijer's that inspires my innards to run amuk. Every time I go there I have to poop.

Coke syrup (available at a phamacy) settles the stomach.
Dairy products are supposed to constipate you.

monaki February 23 2007, 22:28:00 UTC

Eat some cheese, that's supposed to bind you up, too.