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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
"Thanks."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far away as possible.
..No. I'll hit a bookshelf.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some weird documentary about flowers. I was with Marly.
4. Without looking guess what time it is:
10:14p.m.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:14p.m. Hell yes, I'm that good.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Someone in the hall yelling at Demyx.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This question should be more specific. The last time I stepped outside my room, I was coming here. The last time I stepped outside the castle, I don't even remember.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A dirty comment left by Axel.
9. What are you wearing?
My jacket. Duh. Mine's better though, because it's tailored.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I had a dream about the seventh grade, oddly enough.
11. When did you last laugh?
About ten minutes ago. Axel's fault.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Books.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Um.. I live in a castle with twelve men. Almost everything can be classified as 'weird.'
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's pointless. But it's something to do.
15. What is the last film you saw?
I forced Axel to watch Titanic with me again.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd restock the library. I've already read all the book at least twice..
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can line dance. In jean miniskirts, cowboy boots and my sexy hat, too. Axel, you need to take me dancing.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
First of all, guilt doesn't exist in my mind. Second, politics are just a bunch of twisted lies. That's okay with me. Third, I would make myself the ruler and make everyone wear these retarded jackets, just so they know how much of a punishment they are to us.
19. Do you like to dance?
Hell yes.
20. George Bush:
No comment.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Alexandria, maybe. Or Cassidy. Something versatile.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Emmerson. My choices vary from day to day.
23. Would you consider living abroad?
If the new place isn't solid white, I'm sure I'd consider it.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I want him to give me the keys to the place and say, "May I take your jacket, madam?"
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
Whatever loser feels the need.