Of Drunken Bets, Aprons, And Earrings

[thundersquall]

Title: Of Drunken Bets, Aprons, And Earrings
Pairing: Yesung/Ryeowook
Author: thundersquall 
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,677
Summary: Yesung makes Ryeowook do something for him when Ryeowook loses to him in a drinking game.
A/N: So I said I’d never do YeWook porn for the rest of the year, after my last one. I was wrong. I also said I needed to write top!Ryeowook

Comments

[thundersquall]

Spot for the Yesung to my Ryeowook!

[almondsluber]

FHOISJAFOIAEWJFAOAWI SHEEEEENAAAAA!!!!! FOIWJFOAWIEJAFAWEJAFIOAEWJFOWFJAOIJFODI I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE FIRST THING I DO AFTER I WAKE UP IS READ SMUT! FIJWOIFJWEOIJFEWOIJFWEIJFW BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T ENJOY IT ANY LESS. IOWHFOIAWEJFAIOEWJAFIOWJEIJEWAJEWAIOJEWOFAJEWIOFJAWEFYESUNG! WHIPPED! THE EARRING! FWHJEOIFJWEOIJFEOWIJFOEWI RYEOWOOK GENIUSNESS! YOU ALL INCLUDED IT =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FIJWEIOFJAEWIOJAFOAEWJFIJEWAOIAJEW QUOTING TIME

[almondsluber]

I WENT OVER THE POSTING LIMIT!

FAIOWJFWIEJFIOWEHFOIEWJFOJFIOWEJFIOWJFOHEWAFWA TABLE SEX!!!!!!! FSJDFOAIWJDFIOHFOIJEWOIFJEWOIJFOWIEJAFOIJWEOIFJOIWEJFIOJWEIOFJOIEWJOFJAWEOAJFAOWEJFOJWDSIFJAW YOU ALWAYS MAKE YEWOOK THE KINKY PAIR :P WHAT WOULD THE OTHER MEMBERS DO IF THEY FOUND OUT THEY HAD SEX ON THE TABLE!! HEECHUL WOULD PROBABLY GO CRAZY BUT THEN YEYE AND WOOK WOULD JUST HAVE TO REMIND HIM THAT HE PROBABLY HAS DONE IT TOO A FEW THOUSAND TIMES WITH HANKYUNG 8D AND KANGIN WOULD WANT TO TRY THAT ON LEETEUK :P
FJIOAWJFOWJFOJAEWOJWEOJFIOEWJFOJWEIFOJWEIOFJOWIEJFOIWEJOJWEIOFJOWEJFIOWJEOFJEWOJFOIAWJFOJAWEOFJOWEJFOEWJFOI BUT SHEENA I ENJOYED IT! :D EVEN IF YOU CLAIM YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR MOJO BACK AND THIS ISNT THE BEST YOU CAN DO I STILL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT AND LOVE HOW YOU PUT IN ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS OF WHAT MAKES YEWOOK, YEWOOK. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ::GLOMPS FOREVER::

[thundersquall]

OH MY GOD, TINA, YOUR KEYSMASHING, I'M DYING LAUGHING!!!

I tried to put in as many of our YeWook kinks as possible. Whipped!Yesung? Check. Devious!Wook? Check. Earring? Check. Kinky sex? Check. Ryeowook pretending to be innocent? CHECK.

But really dear, I'm sorry I couldn't make this better. Something went wrong after the epic YeWook denial fic I wrote, now I can't write anymore good porn. So this isn't as good as I wanted it to be for you, but still, thank you for liking it.

*gives you tons of hearts and marshmallows*

[darleenk]

Bb, this was hilarious AND hot and asjsklfjds still completely amazing, even if your mojo's gone (are you Austin Powers by any chance?). I know I did this already on MSN, but I want to do my favourite lines again :D

“Get a fucking room,” Kangin yells as he stumbles drunkenly past, aiming a slap to the back of Yesung’s head but missing and hitting his shoulder instead.

Oh, KANGIN. And you say you can't write crack, that is like, mucho funny pre-crack, I swear it.

Yesung visibly relaxes, and Kangin snorts before lurching away, muttering something that sounds suspiciously like “whipped” to Ryeowook’s ears.

THIS. Just this sentence. sklfjas PERFECT.

Ryeowook's so tight it’s almost agonizing, rough and tight and hot as an inferno, and it’s all Yesung can do to keep his head and not just fuck his insides out.

NGHHH, realistic but still hot, I love you so hard for that.

As always, just amazing! ♥

[thundersquall]

I've already whined to you so I won't do it again, but you are a sweetheart. Thank you, soulmate. *cwtches, cusanu ti*

Also, since the crack mojo seems to be taking the place of the porn mojo, I'm tackling that next. And staying away from porn for the rest of my fucking life. The mojo must have crawled up Ryeowook's ass and lodged in there.

[lulufeca]

i will try to send vibes to you. bottom!yesung and top!ryeowook is the best

and this... wow. aprons, hot only in ryeowook.

and yesung drunk seems very sexy!

[thundersquall]

YES I KNOW, I LOVE AND MISS MY TOP!WOOK. Come back, top!Ryeowook! *cries*

Ryeowook would be incredibly hot in an apron I think, and Yesung being drunk is probably more horny than sexy. =p

Thank you so much for reading! <333

[nurul_chan]

OMG! thats hot!
thanks!

[thundersquall]

Thank you for reading! 8D

[aprettyeternity]

skdlfjsldkfjslkj fl OMFG THAT WAS AMAZING AND HOT AND OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
>.>
<.<
I LOVE YOU.
*nosebleeds all over the place*
*incoherent*

[thundersquall]

THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE YOU TOO FOR THINKING IT'S GOOD WHEN FRANKLY, I PRETTY MUCH HATE IT MYSELF, I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE, MY PORN MOJO IS GONE. *sobs on your shoulder*

*tenderly wipes blood off you*

Thank you again, thank you, thank you. *hugs*