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[thunderwitch]

... Why didn't my outfit change? When every one of the boys was acting like a flaming faggot in a skirt yesterday, why did my outfit not change?

Fuck this. Whatever.

I'll lay it out for you all plainly.

Hiring: Housekeeper

Yes, you get paid. Alfons will pay you. No, I won't touch you. You think I'm stupid enough to eat what works for me

Comments

[opfern]

So you really Sometimes saying 'please' gets better results.

[thunderwitch]

Over my dead body.

[opfern]

You must not want a housekeeper that badly, then.

[thunderwitch]

More like I know there are desperate bitches around, and I'm not about to beg for some piece of shit to come round.

[scienceshow]

Are you so inept that you can't even clean your own wastes ?

[thunderwitch]

More like, why do it myself, when I can get someone else to?

[scienceshow]

I highly doubt anyone would want to be degraded to the position of your personal slave. It's unfortunate you lack the strength to join us among the ranks of the Espada. Then you would be gifted with your own fraccion.

[thunderwitch]

... You act like I don't know that.

[darkest0knight]

...Did you just say 'please'?

[thunderwitch]

Not like that-

... yes.

[darkest0knight]

Right. So.

I should probably go look for the Four Horsemen now.

[thunderwitch]

Are they attractive, at least?

[sulky_skullkey]

I-I've dealt with s-stains before.....

[thunderwitch]

And can you clean?

[sulky_skullkey]

Yes.....

[thunderwitch]

Looking for a job?

[oneeyedservant]

Yesterday was not pleasant, I'm afraid.

[thunderwitch]

You think I need to be told this?

[oneeyedservant]

No, however I was not aware that Cirucci-sama was also affected.

[thunderwitch]

Because I was apparently smarter than you.