taken from the CAD forums
PMS: Myth? Or license to kill?
Pre-Menstral Syndrome (PMS) is a problem with a lot of women. But, as I realized, not all of them.
Which leads me to believe that SOME are affected by PMS more than others. (Or they just bitch more.)
Either way, PMS is a painful condition I wouldn't wish on a dog (I hear it's bad for women as well). Our advice if you happen to meet a girl who turns into Psycho bitch every 28 days is simple.
Find another girl.
Am I saying that girls who are more sensitive to their monthly visitor are less desirable than other girls? Am I saying they make less satisfying partners for life, just because of this unfortunate malaise?
Well, yes. Yes, I am. After all, who needs that crap?
A tribe of Native Americans didn't. They used to put menstrating women in a tent by themselves while they were afflicted. And you don't, how can we expect them to get over this potentially psychosomatic illness if we just cuddle them?
I say, let Darwinism weed them out of the gene pool, it's crowded enough in here.
Here's how it would work.
IF men all agree to band together on this, the whiny, bitchy ones won't find dates and will all grow old, single and childless. Sooner or later, the world will only be populated only by the offspring of PMS-Lite girls. Voila!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Keeping a woman happy. And why you'd want to
Many women, despite the stereotypical image of being ditzy, have very active minds. They're always thinking something. You can tell, because they constantly tell you about it.
Now, an active mind focused on something worthwhile like cooking gourmet dinners, getting creative in the sack or bringing home a big paycheck is a good thing.
An active mind focused on something less worthwhile, like say, compiling evidence against you for divorce proceedings is NOT a good thing.
So, rule number one is: Keep them busy.
Encourage your special woman to enroll in classes or pursue hobbies.
This does two things. 1.) It gets them out of the house and gives you a moment of peace to watch Baywatch. And 2.) It keeps them from sitting around dwelling on what a major disappointment you are to them as a boyfriend/husband.
An occupied woman is a non-bitching woman: the best kind.
A bored woman is nothing but headaches. Women who sit around will invariably call their girlfriends. Then they'll start talking about you and how you don't live up to their Romance Novel dreams. Then you can't win.
You'll come home and they'll resent everything you do. It's a cumulative effect. The longer they're alone, the more you annoy them.
Get them to take pottery, acting, cooking, sewing or other arts and craft type classes. That way the odds of them meeting eligible straight men is dramatically reduced (if they take up surfing, you're in trouble).