SECOND ONE FROM Just for Kicks!!
this one isn't as funny as the first one i personally think but give me comments on how hard you laughed or how hard you stared at the screen, wondering y u even clicked at the link in the first place! =D !!
TItle: A Squid in Time
author: thyluvlyname212
genre: crack...?
length: one-shot...?
pairings: Yunho/Junsu
A Squid In Time
On a brilliant and wet morning, JunSu sat on top of a dim rainbow. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect YunHo to love someone with a desparate penis?
Quickly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sweet tight seaweed, all on a summer's day. I wish my YunHo would slap me, in his own sloppy way..."
"Do you?" YunHo sat down beside JunSu and put his hand on JunSu's ankle. "I think that could be arranged."
JunSu gasped eccentrically. "But what about my desparate penis?"
"I like it," YunHo said seductively. "I think it's hard."
They came together and their kiss was like a siren who lures her prey with her beautiful voice.
"I love you," JunSu said roughly.
"I love you too," YunHo replied and slapped him.
They bought a dolphin, moved in together, and lived randomly ever after.