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Title; The Miracle of the Dolphin
author: thyluvlyname212
genre: CRACKALICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
length: one-shot
pairing: Yunho/Junsu
A/U/p.s.: I'm going to put up a JaeChun one REAL soon. sry if these r annoying BUT THEYR JUST SO FUNNY RN'T THEY!?!?!??
The Miracle Of The Dolphin
JunSu hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a siren who lures her prey with her beautiful voice. He loathed it.
Every December, JunSu would feel himself getting all orgasmic inside. He refused to put up a Christmas seaweed, he snapped at anyone sloppy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, JunSu had to go to the mall to buy a husky octopus. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing eccentrically around and so much Christmas music blaring roughly, he thought his leg would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a hard man collecting for charity. JunSu never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the hard man dropped his bells and ran on top of a dim rainbow. There was a sweet dolphin right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the hard man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
JunSu rushed out and randomly pushed them both out of the way. There was a brilliant bang and then everything went dark.
When JunSu woke up, he was in a wet room. There was a Christmas seaweed in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, JunSu's penis hurt. A lot.
The hard man came into the room. "I'm so tight!" he said. "You're awake. My name is YunHo. You saved me from the truck. But your penis is broken."
JunSu hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas seaweed up and his penis was broken, he felt quite desparate, especially when he looked at YunHo.
"Your penis must hurt seductively," YunHo said. "I think this will help." And he slapped JunSu several times.
Now JunSu felt very desparate indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved YunHo. "I love you," he said, and kissed YunHo quickly.
"I love you too," said YunHo. Just then, the dolphin ran into the room and nuzzled JunSu's ankle. "I brought him home with us," YunHo said.
"We'll call him Miracle," JunSu said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Title; The Miracle of the Dolphin
author: thyluvlyname212
genre: CRACKALICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
length: one-shot
pairing: Yunho/Junsu
A/U/p.s.: I'm going to put up a JaeChun one REAL soon. sry if these r annoying BUT THEYR JUST SO FUNNY RN'T THEY!?!?!??
The Miracle Of The Dolphin
JunSu hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a siren who lures her prey with her beautiful voice. He loathed it.
Every December, JunSu would feel himself getting all orgasmic inside. He refused to put up a Christmas seaweed, he snapped at anyone sloppy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, JunSu had to go to the mall to buy a husky octopus. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing eccentrically around and so much Christmas music blaring roughly, he thought his leg would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a hard man collecting for charity. JunSu never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the hard man dropped his bells and ran on top of a dim rainbow. There was a sweet dolphin right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the hard man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
JunSu rushed out and randomly pushed them both out of the way. There was a brilliant bang and then everything went dark.
When JunSu woke up, he was in a wet room. There was a Christmas seaweed in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, JunSu's penis hurt. A lot.
The hard man came into the room. "I'm so tight!" he said. "You're awake. My name is YunHo. You saved me from the truck. But your penis is broken."
JunSu hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas seaweed up and his penis was broken, he felt quite desparate, especially when he looked at YunHo.
"Your penis must hurt seductively," YunHo said. "I think this will help." And he slapped JunSu several times.
Now JunSu felt very desparate indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved YunHo. "I love you," he said, and kissed YunHo quickly.
"I love you too," said YunHo. Just then, the dolphin ran into the room and nuzzled JunSu's ankle. "I brought him home with us," YunHo said.
"We'll call him Miracle," JunSu said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.