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tiakall

Talpa's campaign platform

Apr 22, 2004 18:36

As official representative of the Talpa for President 2004 campaign, I thought I should say a little about his goals as President of America ( Read more... )

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artemisdensetsu April 22 2004, 18:10:03 UTC

XD If he becomes prez does that mean Washu becomes First Lady or First Girlfriend?

Hail to the Talpa! spideywing April 22 2004, 19:37:51 UTC

Shamelessy parodied from that movies with the ex-Presidents:

Hail to the Talpa, 'cause if you don't he'll have to kill you
Hail to the Talpa or you'd better watch your back, you bastards...

And, for the record, if I wasn't already voting for Kerry, (>_>_>) I'd vote Talpa...though, I could be persuaded to change my mind, if he debated well.

kasuga_ayumu April 23 2004, 00:36:06 UTC

nah, I'll pick Roy Mustang...come on, he's gonna make every women in the military wear mini-skirts!

dropsofgleam April 23 2004, 11:17:14 UTC

Wouldn't he be a good contendor for Voldemort?

* remembers the "Voldemort for President" jokes in the HP fandom while her icon sits down awaiting for you to glomp it *

tiakall April 25 2004, 20:25:14 UTC

^___^ *molests*

invaderdave April 24 2004, 09:34:15 UTC

Yes, but who's his running mate? :D

tiakall April 25 2004, 20:27:40 UTC

Well, it was a close decision, but Lady Kayura beat out all other competitors for the position by killing them all. There's been a bit of rumors going around that she had some young punk kids in armor do the work for her. Talpa was all for it, though, he figured she would help draw in the teenage male population. Though that's led some to accuse him of being a pedophile.