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Aug 26th - Sept 1st Welcome to College
Sept 2nd - Sept 8th Baby Brother Week
Sept 9th - Sept 15th Dorm Room Decoration
Sept 16th - Sept 22nd Family Week
Sept 23rd - Sept 29th Random Week 1
Sept 30th - Oct 6th Food Stuff
Oct 7th - Oct 13th Laundry Week
Oct 14th - Oct 20th School Week
Oct 21st - Oct 27th Use the Force
Oct 28th - Nov 3rd Halloween
Nov 4th - Nov 10th Really Embarrassing Week
Nov 11th - Nov 17th Random Week 2
Nov 18th - Nov 24th Thanksgiving - The gift of seeing us.
Nov 25th - Dec 1st Jingly Bells
Dec 2nd - Dec 8th
Dec 9th - Dec 15th Panicking Exam Week
Welcome to College
Baby Brother Week
-Baby Doll
There’s a new member of your family. He’s small and noisy, and right now I’m sure your sisters are cursing you for managing to escape. But that really isn’t fair for you! You’re missing out on all the fun and excitement of babysitting and waking up all hours of the night! I’m sure you’re simply heart broken, and this week we’ve gotten you something to make sure you aren’t neglected in the baby department.
Dorm Room Decoration
-Tacky Lamp or other decoration
Your dorm room is very boring. No one likes a boring dorm room. Do you want to be known as the boring kid of the floor? Of course not! You want to be the exciting awesome dorm room guy! You want people to peer into your room and exclaim, “Wow! This is exciting and awesome!”
Family Week
-family photo?
Random Week 1
-something random
Food Stuff
-poptarts and precooked bacon?
Dorming must have some downsides. You always have to have a constant supply of food to munch on to conquer those midnight food desires. If all else fails, you can always steal your roommate’s food. But stealing is bad. Nobody likes a thief. So now you’ll have your own supply of munchies! Yay food!
Laundry Week
-roll of quarters and/or pack of socks
Doing laundry sucks, doesn’t it? Especially when a million other people use the same machine as you. I bet people keep running off with your socks. Socks always disappear, it’s like some little demons pop out of the washer and run off with them. Well, maybe if you were super cool like a certain awesome aunt of yours and lived and home, you wouldn’t have that sock-thieving problem. But hey, not everyone can be that amazing. Hopefully this week’ll make laundry time a little bit easier, and if the sock demons keep visiting you, at least you’ll be prepared.
School Week
-school supplies
So by this point, your school supplies are probably diminishing. Pencils and pens have a habit of fleeing from their owners in a desperate attempt at freedom. And there’s always that one kid that swears he’ll give it back tomorrow, and then that pen stealing jerk runs off and is never seen again. But fear not! Your awesome relatives are to the rescue! Having enough school supplies is always important, and having to spend money on them sucks. Because no one wants to spend money on school.
Use the Force
-lightsaber
We’re sure by now you’re really sick of your classes. It’s only natural… school tends to be boring. Bet you wish you could just wave your hand in the air and the teacher would declare no homework forever, right? Well, maybe Obi-Wan Kenobi could do that, but a Jedi you are not, young padawan. But perhaps with a little practice with this week’s gift, you can unleash your inner Jedi powers. Or join the Dark Side. That’s always seemed like a lot more fun.
Halloween
-nifty Halloween thingy
Really Embarrassing Week
-something really cute and fluffy and feminine
It must kinda suck to have two aunts that are only a few months older than you. Or a step-mom that thinks it’s funny to tell people you’re her kid even though it’s physically impossible. In fact, that must be pretty embarrassing. But hey, at least being that embarrassed ended when you went to school, right? Wrong! We all feel so bad that we don’t get to make fun of you you don’t get to see us anymore that we’ve gone and gotten you a truly horrifying gift sure you make you hate us more than you already do! I hope you’re alone in your room right now. Otherwise you’ll probably get made fun of a lot.
Random Week 2
-something random
Jingly Bells
-christmas decoration
‘Tis the season of joy and happiness and making your dorm room look like a tornado of festiveness when through it! We felt as if you might be a bit unmotivated to get in the holiday spirit without a little help from us, but that’s what we’re here for! Isn’t it great to have such nice relatives? You’ll find that after you put up this week’s present, your dorm room will be the talk of the hall. Everyone will envy how awesome and festive your room is that that’ll all want to be just like you. Or they’ll point and laugh. Same thing, really.
Panicking Exam Week
-cocaine (the energy drink. Drugs are bad!)
-coffee
AAHHH! EXAMS! STUDY! What are you doing wasting time reading this?! You have work to do!! Papers to write, tests to study for, all sorts of stuff! There simply aren’t enough hours in the day to do everything you need to do! But hey! Using this week’s gift you can try to make the day seem to last just a little longer. And at the end of this week you can give yourself a nice pat on the back and congratulate yourself for making it through the first semester. But…until then… GO STUDY! You slacker.
Aug 26th - Sept 1st Welcome to College
Sept 2nd - Sept 8th Baby Brother Week
Sept 9th - Sept 15th Dorm Room Decoration
Sept 16th - Sept 22nd Family Week
Sept 23rd - Sept 29th Random Week 1
Sept 30th - Oct 6th Food Stuff
Oct 7th - Oct 13th Laundry Week
Oct 14th - Oct 20th School Week
Oct 21st - Oct 27th Use the Force
Oct 28th - Nov 3rd Halloween
Nov 4th - Nov 10th Really Embarrassing Week
Nov 11th - Nov 17th Random Week 2
Nov 18th - Nov 24th Thanksgiving - The gift of seeing us.
Nov 25th - Dec 1st Jingly Bells
Dec 2nd - Dec 8th
Dec 9th - Dec 15th Panicking Exam Week
Welcome to College
Baby Brother Week
-Baby Doll
There’s a new member of your family. He’s small and noisy, and right now I’m sure your sisters are cursing you for managing to escape. But that really isn’t fair for you! You’re missing out on all the fun and excitement of babysitting and waking up all hours of the night! I’m sure you’re simply heart broken, and this week we’ve gotten you something to make sure you aren’t neglected in the baby department.
Dorm Room Decoration
-Tacky Lamp or other decoration
Your dorm room is very boring. No one likes a boring dorm room. Do you want to be known as the boring kid of the floor? Of course not! You want to be the exciting awesome dorm room guy! You want people to peer into your room and exclaim, “Wow! This is exciting and awesome!”
Family Week
-family photo?
Random Week 1
-something random
Food Stuff
-poptarts and precooked bacon?
Dorming must have some downsides. You always have to have a constant supply of food to munch on to conquer those midnight food desires. If all else fails, you can always steal your roommate’s food. But stealing is bad. Nobody likes a thief. So now you’ll have your own supply of munchies! Yay food!
Laundry Week
-roll of quarters and/or pack of socks
Doing laundry sucks, doesn’t it? Especially when a million other people use the same machine as you. I bet people keep running off with your socks. Socks always disappear, it’s like some little demons pop out of the washer and run off with them. Well, maybe if you were super cool like a certain awesome aunt of yours and lived and home, you wouldn’t have that sock-thieving problem. But hey, not everyone can be that amazing. Hopefully this week’ll make laundry time a little bit easier, and if the sock demons keep visiting you, at least you’ll be prepared.
School Week
-school supplies
So by this point, your school supplies are probably diminishing. Pencils and pens have a habit of fleeing from their owners in a desperate attempt at freedom. And there’s always that one kid that swears he’ll give it back tomorrow, and then that pen stealing jerk runs off and is never seen again. But fear not! Your awesome relatives are to the rescue! Having enough school supplies is always important, and having to spend money on them sucks. Because no one wants to spend money on school.
Use the Force
-lightsaber
We’re sure by now you’re really sick of your classes. It’s only natural… school tends to be boring. Bet you wish you could just wave your hand in the air and the teacher would declare no homework forever, right? Well, maybe Obi-Wan Kenobi could do that, but a Jedi you are not, young padawan. But perhaps with a little practice with this week’s gift, you can unleash your inner Jedi powers. Or join the Dark Side. That’s always seemed like a lot more fun.
Halloween
-nifty Halloween thingy
Really Embarrassing Week
-something really cute and fluffy and feminine
It must kinda suck to have two aunts that are only a few months older than you. Or a step-mom that thinks it’s funny to tell people you’re her kid even though it’s physically impossible. In fact, that must be pretty embarrassing. But hey, at least being that embarrassed ended when you went to school, right? Wrong! We all feel so bad that we don’t get to make fun of you you don’t get to see us anymore that we’ve gone and gotten you a truly horrifying gift sure you make you hate us more than you already do! I hope you’re alone in your room right now. Otherwise you’ll probably get made fun of a lot.
Random Week 2
-something random
Jingly Bells
-christmas decoration
‘Tis the season of joy and happiness and making your dorm room look like a tornado of festiveness when through it! We felt as if you might be a bit unmotivated to get in the holiday spirit without a little help from us, but that’s what we’re here for! Isn’t it great to have such nice relatives? You’ll find that after you put up this week’s present, your dorm room will be the talk of the hall. Everyone will envy how awesome and festive your room is that that’ll all want to be just like you. Or they’ll point and laugh. Same thing, really.
Panicking Exam Week
-cocaine (the energy drink. Drugs are bad!)
-coffee
AAHHH! EXAMS! STUDY! What are you doing wasting time reading this?! You have work to do!! Papers to write, tests to study for, all sorts of stuff! There simply aren’t enough hours in the day to do everything you need to do! But hey! Using this week’s gift you can try to make the day seem to last just a little longer. And at the end of this week you can give yourself a nice pat on the back and congratulate yourself for making it through the first semester. But…until then… GO STUDY! You slacker.