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In honor of the elections on Tuesday... VOTE OR DIE!

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Danger! Government Health Warning: This Live Journal can make you irritable and irrational, and has been linked with disorders of the nervous system and bowels.

I like that song, been on a Meat Loaf trip lately after I found some of Bill's old CD's which were his favorite mixes of Meat Loaf. Then Bat Out of Hell III came out last week (Though I've had it since the start of October) so tbats wbere tbat comes from ( Read more... )

I'm like 10 motherfucking seconds away from quitting Taco Bell.... I'm so sick and tired of being talked to and treated like a piece of trash. Between them fucking up my check and wondering if I'll have the rent this month, my grandma being ill and going in for surgery in the next couple days, my phone blowing up and costing me a good fuckin $110 ( Read more... )

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make ( Read more... )

Bender's Top Ten Most Uttered Words

* 10. Chump
* 9. Chumpette
* 8. Yours
* 7. Up
* 6. Pimpmobile
* 5. Bite
* 4. My
* 3. Shiny
* 2. Daffodil
* 1. Ass

"Oh so you think that's funny? Well let me assure you there is nothing funny about going up to a nice clean unsuspecting urinal, M'kay, dropping your pants and then turning around, squatting over that urinal, M'kay, maybe pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, M'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see ( Read more... )

Alright, bought a new phone, feel free to text/call and shit again...