Comments | tiburonoculto: _CATORCE

tiburonoculto

Aug 21, 2007 14:17

My Resume

• I clean shit.
• I burn shit.
• I kill shit.

So who wants to hire me?

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lyra_of_dust August 21 2007, 18:26:58 UTC

As a maid, a baker, or killer?

tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 18:31:39 UTC

You got an opening for the last one?

lyra_of_dust August 21 2007, 18:33:10 UTC

Not really. There's no one I want dead here. I could use a baker though!

tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 18:34:06 UTC

If you like your shit burnt, I can do it.

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private timediver_mk1 August 21 2007, 18:28:11 UTC

I have some upcoming contracts. Leave your schedule open.

private tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 18:32:01 UTC

Oh yeah? What kind of contracts?

Re: private timediver_mk1 August 21 2007, 18:36:38 UTC

The kind where I pay you to kill people.

private tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 18:41:10 UTC

... Sign my ass up.

ordenmagier August 21 2007, 18:36:30 UTC

A succinct resume.

tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 18:38:45 UTC

Ain't it, though?

violentflutist August 21 2007, 18:55:02 UTC

Tch, who the fuck would hire your lousy ass, Di Roy?

tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 18:57:11 UTC

That little bitch up there does.

violentflutist August 21 2007, 19:02:16 UTC

... You can't even clean right, bastard.

tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 19:23:21 UTC

At least I fuckin' try. You don't do shit about cleaning!

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nomorechains August 21 2007, 18:55:31 UTC

You're rather violent, aren't you? The cleaning seems a bit out of place..

tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 18:58:18 UTC

Hadn't noticed, myself.

nomorechains August 21 2007, 19:00:19 UTC

So burning things and killing is your specialty, huh? Where'd you come across skills like that, if I may ask?

tiburonoculto August 21 2007, 19:22:44 UTC

Uh... I don't know. I was made like this?

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