Talk to me?

[tidal_waves16]

Hello everyone!

It is Sunday night, I have class at 8:30 tomorrow morning, which means I'll have to be up by 8:15, since I live literally 5 minutes from the building my class is in. Also my roommate/bff is getting in at 2am so I kind of want to stay up.

Soooo, talk to me!

I am totes open to discussing ALL OF THE THINGS, hockey related or otherwise.

Comments

[iloveyouchicago]

Umm, so your cat is adorable! Like for reals!

Ridiculous comment fic? I could so get on board with this. :D I need something to take my mind of things.

[tidal_waves16]

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FIC ABOUT? I AM WILLING TO TALK ABOUT ALL KINDS OF THINGS. THE MORE ABSURD THE BETTER.

[iloveyouchicago]

So obviously I want to see how Jonny reacts to NHL 36 and Pat's chirps at the Blackhawks store. Because he so wouldn't let that Pat get away with that. :D

[tidal_waves16]

Ah, well, you see, Pat TOTALLY made Jonny PVR the episode, and then invited himself over so that they could watch it TOGETHER.

And Jonny kind of knew that Pat had chirped him hard-core in the episode? But when they showed the segment in the Blackhawks Team Store, Jonny was sorely unimpressed.

"Seriously?" he asks Pat, when he tells the shopkeeper to throw away the Toews shirt.

This is made all the more ironic by the fact that Pat is currently sitting right next to him, WEARING THE EXACT SHIRT HE JUST TOLD THE GUY TO THROW OUT.

[chica_charlie]

AW THAT CAT. :D

WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT HOW ONE DAY KANER REALIZES TAZER HAS A RIDICULOUSLY HOT MOUTH (PATTERN, WHAT PATTERN? >.>) AND THEN THINGS PROCEED FROM THERE?

[tidal_waves16]

THE DAY THAT JONNY HAS TO GET STITCHES ON HIS MOUTH IS THE DAY THAT PAT HAS TO SPEND SEVERAL AWKWARD MINUTES LOCKED INSIDE AN ABANDONED TRAINER'S ROOM, FURIOUSLY JERKING HIMSELF OFF.

NOT THAT THE TWO EVENTS ARE RELATED, PAT SWEARS.

OR, RATHER, HE CLAIMS.

OR, RATHER, HE WEAKLY SUGGESTS.

FUCK IT, THEY ARE TOTALLY RELATED.

TAZER'S MOUTH IS RIDICULOUSLY, ENTIRELY, AND SINFULLY HOT.

THIS COULD BE PROBLEMATIC, THINKS PAT AS HE CLEANS HIS HAND OFF ON ONE OF THE OMNIPRESENT GATORADE TOWELS.

[chica_charlie]

SINFULLY HOT. YES.

DOES KANER JERK OFF A LOT NOW THINKING ABOUT JONNY'S MOUTH?

[tidal_waves16]

FOR THE NEXT LITTLE WHILE, AFTER EVERY PRACTICE WITH JONNY AND HIS STUPIDLY HOT STITCHED UP MOUTH, KANER HAS TO JERK OFF AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE HE CAN EVEN GET INTO HIS CAR TO GO HOME. IT IS SERIOUSLY STARTING TO BECOME THE WORST KIND OF THING.

AND THEN HE STARTS WAKING UP WITH THE WORST HARD-ONS, WITH NO MEMORY OF WHAT HE WAS DREAMING ABOUT BESIDES THE IMAGE OF JONNY'S MOUTH LINGERING TAUNTINGLY AT THE EDGES OF HIS CONCIOUSNESS.

THIS COULD REALLY STOP ANYTIME, THINKS PAT, AFTER THE THIRD PRACTICE IN A ROW WHERE HE'S HAD TO PLAY WITH A SEMI.