[Filtered to the Winding Way by proximity]

[tidesnpc]

[there's a faint click, and then Magentabeard himself starts to talk, sounding only faintly amused this time.]I haven't heard your captain asking us for mercy yet. Not that I would have listened, but it's a nice gesture, aye

Comments

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife]

We don't like you enough ~miru.

[tidesnpc]

Now now, girlie, I already said a proper hello. Should I be bringing over tea and biscuits next?

[text]

[drinkitlovelife]

I'M THE GREAT MILKY ROSE AND YOU'RE STUPID GO DIE IN A FIRE.

And now you made me hungry.

[tidesnpc]

Oh, then I will be sure to leave you some cake batter. Perhaps you can bake it in the burning ashes of your ship.

[Filtered to Magentabeard | Unhackable]

[but_inevitable]

Oh, I doubt they will. They're probably not going to run until they think it's too late.

[Filtered to Ocelot, unhackable]

[tidesnpc]

That's a piece of valuable information, to be giving it away to an enemy. Or are you looking for some sort of reward?

[Filtered to Magentabeard, unhackable]

[but_inevitable]

'Enemy' is a strong word, isn't it? Also very... flexible. To be honest, I couldn't care less about this bunch, and I happen to be low on cash. How about we make a deal?

[Filtered to Ocelot, unhackable]

[tidesnpc]

What sort of a deal do you expect to get? I am already going to win, with or without your help.

[Voice]

[dontcallmetiger]

'Some of us might'? Go to hell, Magentaface.

[Voice]

[tidesnpc]

I thought it was a very charitable offer.

[Voice]

[dontcallmetiger]

Like hell you did. Get a dictionary and look up 'charitable', because that is not it.

You can just go die.

[Voice]

[tidesnpc]

I did go take a look in my dictionary. Charitable: Whatever Finneas Magentabeard says it is.

[He starts laughing at his own joke before the post cuts off a few seconds later.]

[daughterofchump]

Those who are confident of victory never ask for surrender.