Comments | tidesnpc: [posted publicly on the network, plus the Way will hear it over a loudspeaker]

tidesnpc

[posted publicly on the network, plus the Way will hear it over a loudspeaker]

Nov 18, 2009 17:31

[a joyful, screeching voice echoes through the night]

HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK YOU COULD STOP ME, COULD YOU? I, THE GREAT WITCH GRITA, HAVE STOLEN YOUR CHILDREN!

Ooooh, I can hear them crying right now. Boo, hoo, hoo~

[...there's a pause]

[voice is still screechy, but subdued] What do you mean you can't get us up in the ( Read more... )

Comments 34

lifetogain November 18 2009, 22:48:55 UTC

You know, announcing your evil scheme publicly really doesn't benefit you.

[voice] tidesnpc November 18 2009, 22:57:51 UTC

It's intimidating! It strikes fear into the hearts of the innocent!

lifetogain November 18 2009, 23:03:36 UTC

Really? Because to me, you just sound absurd.

tidesnpc November 19 2009, 00:22:54 UTC

......who asked you? I've got the stupid children, and I've also got the strongest fighters on the continent under my command! Their situation is hopeless!

Top that, you nameless faceless network bum!

Thread 8

[voice] destined_skies November 18 2009, 22:56:35 UTC

I don't care who you are, you old hag! Give them back!

[voice] tidesnpc November 18 2009, 22:58:23 UTC

[shriek of laughter] Never! No, I have plans for these dear children!

[voice] destined_skies November 18 2009, 23:03:38 UTC

Then, you're gonna be sorry you ever messed with us!

[voice] tidesnpc November 19 2009, 00:24:04 UTC

We shall see about that. We shall see indeed.

.......hey, kid. How old are you?

Thread 10

secondarcana November 19 2009, 00:46:21 UTC

...did you take a crash course or something about being a villain? Because you're not exactly the best I've seen.

tidesnpc November 19 2009, 04:59:57 UTC

Why, I have been wreaking havoc since before you were born, boy!

secondarcana November 19 2009, 05:38:22 UTC

You're doing a very wonderful job on it, I'm sure.

tidesnpc November 19 2009, 22:24:15 UTC

Of course I am! I'm invincible!

Thread 5

thelandmaster November 19 2009, 02:12:26 UTC

...just how long have you been operating, exactly? You seem pretty new to this.

tidesnpc November 19 2009, 05:02:53 UTC

How irritting --! To answer the same question twice!

I have lived three of your lifetimes, and will continue to live indefinitely!! I was causing mayhem before you even dreamed of stepping onto the stage!

thelandmaster November 19 2009, 05:07:39 UTC

Ah, I see. Has it always been kidnapping children and announcing that you've done it to the world at large, or have you ever done anything that would require more than five minutes' worth of planning?

tidesnpc November 19 2009, 05:32:55 UTC

My plans work just fine! You'll see! I am the most powerful witch who ever lived!

Thread 5

godofrustration November 19 2009, 18:17:15 UTC

You did what?

tidesnpc November 19 2009, 22:27:11 UTC

Must I repeat everything to you mortals? One would think that with only eighty years to live, you would bother to pay attention the first time!

I have your youngest passengers, and fuel from your ship!