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Jan 25, 2010 21:48

[All voices are easily discernible despite the scrambling, although this may be because the speaker is shouting very loudly.]

REDBEARD HERE!

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING NEGLECTED BY YOUR LEADERS, SO THEY CAN KNEEL AT IVONA'S FEET LIKE SO MANY DOGS? ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR CROPS AND LIVESTOCK BEING TAKEN AWAY TO FEED THE BELLIES OF THOSE FLATULENT FOOLS AT THE CASTLE?

TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TILLED THE LAND WITH THEIR SWEAT AND BLOOD, I PROVIDE AN ALTERNATIVE: INSTEAD, LET US FERTILIZE THE LAND WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO WOULD HAVE US REMAIN SLAVES INSTEAD OF FREE MEN!

STARTING WITH THIS USELESS WHELP, PRINCE HUMPERDINK!

[The speaker pauses, and the sound of a young man screaming in the background can be heard.]

REMEMBER, THE ROYALS MAY SEEM UNTOUCHABLE, BUT THEY DIE LIKE ANY OTHER MAN! THERE WILL BE A FREE DEMONSTRATION IN A VILLAGE IN EREALIA NEAR YOU! ARRIVE IN THE NEXT FIVE DAYS AND YOU’LL GET A FREE SHOT AT THE PRINCE!
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