Shito!

[tiedbydestiny]

I've been invited to Tyki's stag and reception, which means you're coming too because there's no way in hell I can be on a different world for that long without you.

At least try to have fun? Any party Tyki throws is gonna be a blast.

And no, you don't get to say 'no'. I'm not missing this for anything.

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[tiedbyfate]

No.

[tiedbydestiny]

Fine, if you want your arm to rot off, because I'm going one way or another.

It won't kill you to have fun for once in your life, I promise.

[tiedbyfate]

Ugh, you want me to go to a bachelor party? Seriously?

I don't even know these people.

[tiedbydestiny]

No, I want to go to a bachelor party, and I can't go without you. So you get to go to a super-exclusive holy-shit-this-is-gonna-be-fun party that you otherwise wouldn't even be able to dream of getting an invite to.

Besides, I believe your exact words were 'get the hell out of the dorm and stop moping over that fucking idiot'. So that's what I'm doing.