I can't get over him either, Vaseline, our closest friend.
Remember that time Vaseline laughed so hard, milk came out his nose?
Remember that time Vaseline asked that random girl out when we were at that diner that one late night, he's so unpredictable!
Remember when Vaseline went missing, and we all thought he'd finally moved to New York to become a Greenwich Village bohemian, but he'd really gotten drunk and lost his keys and slept at that random girls house!!
Remember when Vaseline told you he loved you, and then threw up at his feet?
Vaseline. Oh Vaseline. Oh Vaseline. Where are you now?
1. miss america contestants putting it on their teeth for shine/ the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. 2. some lifetime movie? about a dad having sex with his little girl daughter, and there being a jar of vaseline next to her bed, and lots of shadows, and me watching this when I was little and asking my mom what the vaseline was for. terrible.
i had an incredibly negative view of vaseline as well. i too was reminded of Drop Dead Gorgeous (how coud forget Denise Richards?) for some reason i also associated it with hemorroids. I have no idea why- especially since i dont completely have a handle of what they are. but something dirty- oh and diaper rash.
but i recently purchased a 99 cent tub and have since fallen in love with it greasy luxury of it all. elbows, face, feet, knees- i can barely touch these body parts without my hands sliding off. im not sure what the appeal is- but its there. and i did some internet research on the product (its non-pore clogging somehow) and you are not. not. not. supposed to ingest it. which maybe give a secondary meaning to Drop Dead Gorgeous.
you have a nice dog. i have vaseline. im going to start taking pictures of it and naming it. because that is what my life has become.
I KNEW it was non pore clogging and I remember being impressed when I found out.
Maybe you think of hemorroids because the miss america ladies use preparation H on their thighs and under their eyes for tightening.
Hemorroids are when you accidentally shit out some of your intestine, and it just sits there pertruding. That sentence wasn't pleasant, but that's what it is. Pregnant women get them ALL THE TIME, since the baby sits on everything. Very scary.
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Remember that time Vaseline laughed so hard, milk came out his nose?
Remember that time Vaseline asked that random girl out when we were at that diner that one late night, he's so unpredictable!
Remember when Vaseline went missing, and we all thought he'd finally moved to New York to become a Greenwich Village bohemian, but he'd really gotten drunk and lost his keys and slept at that random girls house!!
Remember when Vaseline told you he loved you, and then threw up at his feet?
Vaseline. Oh Vaseline. Oh Vaseline. Where are you now?
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1. miss america contestants putting it on their teeth for shine/ the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous.
2. some lifetime movie? about a dad having sex with his little girl daughter, and there being a jar of vaseline next to her bed, and lots of shadows, and me watching this when I was little and asking my mom what the vaseline was for. terrible.
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but i recently purchased a 99 cent tub and have since fallen in love with it greasy luxury of it all. elbows, face, feet, knees- i can barely touch these body parts without my hands sliding off. im not sure what the appeal is- but its there. and i did some internet research on the product (its non-pore clogging somehow) and you are not. not. not. supposed to ingest it. which maybe give a secondary meaning to Drop Dead Gorgeous.
you have a nice dog. i have vaseline. im going to start taking pictures of it and naming it. because that is what my life has become.
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I KNEW it was non pore clogging and I remember being impressed when I found out.
Maybe you think of hemorroids because the miss america ladies use preparation H on their thighs and under their eyes for tightening.
Hemorroids are when you accidentally shit out some of your intestine, and it just sits there pertruding. That sentence wasn't pleasant, but that's what it is. Pregnant women get them ALL THE TIME, since the baby sits on everything. Very scary.
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one time you called me from texas to talk about vaseline.
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