The McKay principle, or, why am I still awake?

[tieleen]

I, bizarrely, enjoy translating things. Even when badly done. Since runawaykael, bizarrely, enjoys many many things, I was going to translate for her a hole shitload (I'm not kidding) of mildly-amusing-to-hilarious quotes from Israel's many different universities, found in [ETA: link now leads to spam and so removed - with thanks to twisted_twister for letting me know.],

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[doqz]

I am stealing all of these but especially the jelly bath one, baloon/hedgehog one and the hawk/mouse one.

[tieleen]

Hebrew-spouting professors shall chase after you, screaming obscenities and setting your hair on fire.

I, however, am fine with that. Especially if you use it to scare students.

[runawaykael]

You SO need to study to be an astrophysicist now, if for no other reason than to write a book about all the things YOU can make the poor Profs/TAs say and make your fortune.