Title: Diplomatic Excursions and Other Ways to Die
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairing: Roy/Ed, featuring Al/cats and Hawkeye/BAMFery (with past Ling/Ed and implied Al/Winry)
Rating: R (NC-17 by the standards of people who have standards)
Word Count: 53,700
Warnings: language and more language, violence/mild gore, explicit sex, major spoilers for Brotherhood
Summary: Conceptually, attending Emperor Ling's coronation celebration is simple enough. In practice, it involves far too much trekking, yearning, bleeding, burning, hoping, running, and dodging of diplomatic catastrophes for Roy's tastes.
Author's Note: This fic is sheer madness, sparked and nurtured by the obscenely talented
bob_fish and then made possible by the obscenely wonderful
eltea. The whole thing is just kind of obscene.
PART I: XING
[Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [Chapter 3] [Chapter 4] [Chapter 5] PART II: AMESTRIS
[Chapter 1] [Chapter 2]